Welcome to Twi-Chat, by moonwillow427 and xjenalaylayx1901. Chapter one: Spanish crack
Rosalie: rosebudz
Bella: vampwolf
Edward: anti-werewolf
Jacob: nessieluver
Emmett: topguns
Esme: myhubbysparklz
Carlisle:
Alice: pixiewithagift
Jasper: jazzypants
Renesmee: cuddlekinz
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Cuddlekinz: Daddy why are you always so mean to jakey-poo?
Anti-werewolf: because before you were born he tried to steal your mother away from me
Nessieluver: DID NOT! I was just giving her options
Anti-werewolf: you kissed her and she punched you and broke her hand, that, my friend, is sexual assault
Topguns: hey Nessie wanna see an army of vampire bunnies?
Cuddlekinz: OMG YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anti-werewolf and nessieluver: BELLA!
Vampwolf: um, hi
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Pixiewithagift: hola seniors es seniorita
Ant-werewolf: why are you talking in Spanish, Alice
Pixiewithagift: que?
Vampwolf: well this conversation is going nowhere I'm out
Anti-werewolf: Bella, love, don't leave
Vampwolf: I won't if you change your name to Eduardo deablo!
Ant-werewolf: Bella, are you alright?
Vampwolf: I'm peachy! You're the one who's always has the pole up your but being all like, I hope I don't kill you Bella!
Anti-werewolf: Bella, did you get into Emmet's stash again, and you're a vampire now so I don't necessarily do that anymore
Vampwolf: Edward just do it or I'll send Emmett's army of vampire bunnies to devour your soul!
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Anti-werewolf: I HAVE NO SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nessieluver: who the hale is Eduardo Diablo?
Pixiewithagift: ha! I get it, like jasper and Rosalie hale! I get it, ha your good!!!!!!!!!! *snort*
EduardoDiablo: oh Alice did Bella share Emmett's crack stash with you?
Pixiewithagift: YOU KNOW IT GIRLFRAND!!!!!!!!!!!
Nessieluver: me 2 me 2 don't for get me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NACHOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EduardoDiablo: o dear lord am I the only sane one here?
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Cuddlekinz: daddy what's crack?
Topguns:…………. ALICE BELLA AND JACOB HAS BEEN RAIDING MY STASH!!?????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!!?!?!?
EduardoDiablo: crack is dirty, like sex
Nessieluver: that's not what your daughter said in bed last night
Cuddlekinz: Jake u weren't supposed 2 say anything!
EduardoDiablo: JACOB I AM GOING TO KILL YOU NESSIE IS ONLY SIXTEEN SHE'S TO YOUNG TO BE HAVING SEX WITH A FILTHY LITTLE MUTT LIKE YOU!
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Cuddlekinz: no daddy wait!
Nessieluver: shit gtg fight off the leech bye
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Pixiewithagift: hey Emmett you wanna make out?
Top guns: that's the crack talking but ok!
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Rosebudz: damn it Emmett u and Alice are both dead! And your little crack stash too!!!!!!!!!! Your not getting any for 6 months!!!!!
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A/NThanks for reading hope you enjoyed it more coming soon!!!!!!!!!!