Kristhmas Krab.

Okay I dont know well how to write English so its riduculous, but, read, lol:


Pirate Head: PH
Sponge Bob: SB
SquidWard: Sw
Patrick: Pt

PH: Oh it seems SpongeBob is ready for Christmas

Bob is putting the X-mas tree, and Patrick is helping him

SB: Hurrray Patrick all i can say this is goin to be a great Christmas!

Pt: Why SpongeBob?

SB: do you remember my date with Sandy?

Pt: Yes.

SB: Yes well, this is goin to be our official 2nd date

Pt: Great! Who is goin to be your date?

SB: ... Sandy

Pt: Cool, when is your date??

SB: Tonight

PT: and who's goin to be your date?

SB: ... Oh look Patrick, a balloon, and it goes to your rock, go and get that balloon!

PT: Yes!

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Meanwhile in Squidward home:
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Sw: Oh yes, this is goin to be the best x-mas ever, very ¡far from Sponge Bob and Patrick, Mr. Krabs, and Gary!

beeep

Sw: The door? It must be SpongeBob...

Squidward open the door, of course is Spobge Bob, bwahaha

SB: Hi Squidward, would you like to take care of Gary while im out for a date?

Sw: No.

SB: Are you sure?

SW: yes.

SB: Are you really sure?

Sw: Yes!!! SpongeBob, anyway im leaving to New Eng-lake for the ChristMas.

SB: Good! Gary always wanted to go New Eng-lake! Here, take care of him while im out, bye.

Gary: meow

SpongeBob quickly runs to Sandy's house

Sw: SPONGEBOB!!!

Quickly runs, well, walt to the rock of his neighbor, Patrick.

SW: Take Patrick, take care of Gary.

Pt: Sorry Squidward, I hate to buy......

Sw: Patrick! wake up!

Pt: Huh? what? oh yeah, I have to buy all for ChristMas in Krusty Krab

Sw: Patrick X-mas in Krusty Krab is goin to be a Burger dinner.

PT: im goin to buy the burguer in WaterBurger

Sw: Patrick The Krusty Krab is a burger restaurant!!!

Pt: .... What?

Sw: Forget it, Im goin to take Gary with me, you should forgive him in the street.

Pt: Okay, but where youre going?

SW: New Eng-Lake, very far from you and Sponge Bob, good bye Loser!

Squidward runs to the bus, then he leaves.

Pt: .... Oh hi Kids! Im Patrick and youre watching SpongeBob SquarePants in Nickelodeon!

A little fish and his mom are walking near Patrick

Little Fish: mOM, that star is crazy!

Mom: keep walking, theres a lot of crazy people now.

Pt: Hey thanks!

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Second Chapter coming soon, about SpongeBob date, Squidward in Eng-lake and the party at Kusty Krab!