AUTHORS NOTE! PLEASE READ!

1) Due to my amazing computer skills, I managed to delete this.

2) Either that or "The Man" took it down because someone reported me because I hurt their feelings. This is probably what happened because I recieved an automated e-mail from FanFiction admin staff that one of stories had been removed. So yeah.

So please, try and find a rule that I broke. It never says that I can't make fun of other writers, does it? If it does, please, tell me. Besides, the stories inspired me. I didn't post their work, except for the two chapters that I actually did, but those will not be reposted. I don't like them that much anyways.

So, I will now be reposting my favortie story on the planet, save for "My Immortal". Even though this is a repost, reviews would still be appreciated. I'm going to try to do a chapter a week. If I don't like a chapter, though, I probably won't post it. Sorry if your favorite is left out. Also, to avoid getting taken dow again, I looked back and took out chapters that could possibly get me in trouble. The ones about that random girl and Malfoy will not be posted. Sorry if you liked those. All the stuff about "Youre Life with Ron Weasly" will be reposted. Thank God that got taken dowwn too. If they're going to take my story down, that emo nut had better get hers taken down too! That was legit S-H-I-T.

Also, if I made fun of your story in here and you would like for me to take it down, all you have to do is PM me. There are more then a couple of people out there who can attest to that. If you just say "Hey, you used my story in chapter () and I was wondering if you could take it down. I don't really want it in here, so I would appreciate it if you could do that for me. Thank you!". All you have to do is copy and paste that into a PM or review, and I will be happy to comply. I'm not heartless, believe it or not. If you use your words and ask politely I will work with you, no problem. If you send me a PM calling me a bitch for using your story, then no. I will not work with you. That's just rude. Sorry to make you use words AND manners.

Who wants to say the disclaimer?

Voldemort: Very well muggle child, I, the most powerful dark wizard to walk apon this planet, shall say your "disclaimer".

Karabell –Karaboo723 does not, and will most likely never own Harry Potter. Or Trident or Orbit.

Me: That's what my therapist told me. ={

Harry's Sister

Harriet Potter had long black wavy hair with navy blue streaks and pink tips that came down to just above her waist. She had icy bright emerald green almond shaped eyes that sparkled with sadness because of all the times that Dudley and Vernon had raped her and then beaten her to a pulp. Even so, she still managed to wear a miniskirt, a corset, and fish nets. She also had on dark black eyeliner, purple eye shadow, and huge lashes. She was a size double zero and had and her breasts were F cups.

"OMG Harry. Im lik sew exited 2 b going bak." (OMG Harry, I am so excited to be going back.) Said a very depressed Harriet.

"So am I. I can't wait to see Ron and Hermione again" Said Harry. "Oh, there they are." And he trotted off to speak with them.

As we got on the train, I sat alone because I was going to meet my secret boy friend. Harry doesn't like him even though he's super hot.

"OMG! You're here Draco! I've, like totally missed you so much! Eeepp!" Harriet squealed.

" I, like, totally missed you too, Harriet. Not even your brother can keep us apart anymore." Sighed Draco romantically as he stared into my deep sea ocean blue colored sharp piercing sky colored sparkling sad dark large sensitive eyes.

"I know Draco, and I…. I….. I….. think I may love you!" I spluttered out of my ruby red perfect lips.

"Oh, Harriet, I love you too." Whispered Draco romantically as he stared into my deep bright violet indigo lila pourpre purpura colored sensitive sparkling sad dark large sensitive eyes.

Then, he leaned in an captured my lips with his own as he attempted to choke me with his tongue. It was so romantic and sweet. Just as he was about to take off my shirt, Harry, Ron, and Hermione walked into my compartment.

"OH MY GOD!" They all screamed.

"DRACO. How could you do this to my sister." Screamed Harry.

" But I love her! We're in love Harry. I hate you but we're in love. I'll even pay you 20,000,000 packs of Trident Layers to keep dating her!" Said Draco.

"No way. If you want date my sister than you'll have to hook me up with Flo!" Said Harry.

"Deal!" said Draco as the 'Golden Trio' left. "baby, I want us to go all the way." He stated extra sensitively and hotly.

WARNING:

The next paragraph contains a very badly written sex scene that sounds like it was written by a twelve year old Justin Bieber Twilight loving girl. You have been warned.

Draco tore off my shirt (and bra) and then I tore off his and then we took off all the rest of our clothes, but I tried to cover my now teeny-tiny "unmentionables" but he was all like "youre beautiful" and then he got on top of me and we made out and all and he said "are you ready" and I said yes and we totally did IT

"Now that I had sex with you, I can finaly truly become a good guy. And I love you and we should totally get married, like, tomorrow or next weekend." said Draco.

"OMG, are you proposing?" Harriet shreiked.

"uh, yeah" said Draco.

I had been puking alot (A/N I know it's misspelled) so I decided to go to the hospital wing. Madame Pomfrey gave me a pill and I went back to my dorm that I shared with my BFF, Raven (A/N: I couldn't resist). But, I couldn't shake this feeling.

I looked at the stick, and almost passed out.

I was PREGNANT!

A/N: please review. =]