A response to the 50 Thing A Teenager Should Never Do challenge by emaleelilac. This challenge looked like fun, so here's my entry!! I'm going to try and end every chapter with "I will never again...".
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I Will Never Again...
Talk In Text Talk
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"Chad."
"Sonny. Wow, did a tornado dress you today?"
"IDK, did a tornado do your hair?"
"Ooooh so you text talk now, Munroe?"
"Maybe...it was a slip up!"
"I'll never let you live this one down."
"You've got to be kidding me! All I did was say 'IDK'! Geez..."
"Oh but wait until I blow this way out of proportion..."
"Wow, proportion is a big word for you, Chad."
"Like maybe it so totally is!"
"I do not talk with a valley girl voice, CDC!"
"Ahh again with abreviations! Is my name too brilliant for you?"
"NO! You're an idiot."
"Why's your face red, Munroe?"
"I'm ANGRY. That's what HAPPENS."
"Don't talk to me like I'm five years old. Well look at the time. I 'gtg' if you catch my drift. 'TTYL'...see I can speak your language!"
"Ugh! I WILL NEVER AGAIN SPEAK IN TEXT TALK, CHAD DYLAN COOPER! Happy now?!"
"AS A CLAM!"
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The chapters won't all be this short!