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Kinki's Freedom Therapy
"Uhh.four times three is uhh.well, it's ummm.12! Yeah, 12!" Gohan said while doing his homework that his mom always made him do. Every time he just wanted to quit and watch some T.V, the words that his mom constantly said to him would continually roll through his head."Gohan, do your homework or you'll never get a college degree. Don't you want to be smart and successful and get your college degree?"
"Moms!" Gohan muttered to himself.
"What was that dear?" Chi-chi said as she walked in the kitchen.
"Um.nothing, I just said um."
"Sweetie, are you having trouble with your homework?"
"Yes. I hate school and homework! It totally stinks."
"Now sweetheart, don't say that-"
"I wanna do what daddy does mommy! He does cooler stuff than me."
Chi-Chi began to panic because of her son's thought. She immediately tried to change his mind. "Gohan,"
"Yes mommy?"
"You need to finish your schoolwork! It is important to have a college degree because then you can do more interesting things than what your daddy does. Like you can um, get a great job with computers, or you can work at that neat sushi restaurant down the street, you can be a construction worker-"
"NO MOMMY! That stuff is all boring and dumb; you can't stop me from doing what daddy does! I am a saiyan boy; it is in my blood to save the world."
Chi-chi was very warmed up about the situation. She was about to explode. So she answered him in the most polite way that she could. "Gohan.YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF THIS WEEK! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO WHAT DADDY DOES!"
"But-"
"NO BUTS MISTER! FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK AND GO TO YOUR ROOM! AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE COMPLAINTS!"
As chi-chi stormed out of the kitchen, she felt like all the screaming she did probably didn't help Gohan to change his mind about becoming what his father was. It was hard enough for her to deal with her hubby being away fighting all the time with the chance he would never return and now Gohan wanted to do that very thing.
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Chi-Chi turned on the television in the living room and saw an infomercial for therapy: "Is your life a total mess? Do you need to clean it up? Well, here is your chance to do just that! Kinki's freedom therapy! A miracle in a phone call! Call 342-8965. It is that easy, you will get the chance to speak to Kinki herself and make an appointment!"
"Wow." chi-chi said dreamily. "I've gotta try this out!" The phone rang and rang until an operator finally picked up:
"Hello, my name is chi-chi and I have a major problem-" all of a sudden a voice recording cut her off.
"Hello, you have reached, Kinki's freedom therapy."
"I know I did I WAS TRYING TO TALK!"
"Is your life a total mess? Do you need to clean it up? Well, here is your chance."
"WHAT?!?! I JUST HEARD ALL THIS! WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS AGAIN?!?!"
All of a sudden, she heard a little voice come from the kitchen. "Mommy, why are you yelling at the phone again?"
" I AM NOT YELLING AT THE-"
"Hello?" A soft and gentle voice said on the phone.
"HI, is this Kinki?"
"No, it is her secretary Sabrina. Thank you for waiting for me. I am very busy right now."
"Oh. I am having a problem."
"When would you like to set up an appointment?"
"Um.NOW!"
"I am sorry, now isn't a good time. How about tomorrow at three thirty?"
"But I need it now!"
"I am sorry ma'am but I need it now too, but we can't all get it now!"
"GEEZ! I hope Kinki is a lot nicer than you! Fine I will take the appointment for tomorrow! HAPPY NOW!
"Thank you ma'am! Bye!"
"Whatever. People these days." Chi-chi muttered as she hung up the phone with a smash.
"SEE WHAT YOU AND YOUR FATHER HAVE MADE ME BECOME!?!? I am so low that I need a therapist who has terrible secretaries! Grrrr.. what will become of this life?!" She said to Gohan as she once again stormed through the kitchen.
"Hmm.I wonder what's eating mom. Oh well! Now then. 200 to the third power is umm.."
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Kinki's Freedom Therapy
"Uhh.four times three is uhh.well, it's ummm.12! Yeah, 12!" Gohan said while doing his homework that his mom always made him do. Every time he just wanted to quit and watch some T.V, the words that his mom constantly said to him would continually roll through his head."Gohan, do your homework or you'll never get a college degree. Don't you want to be smart and successful and get your college degree?"
"Moms!" Gohan muttered to himself.
"What was that dear?" Chi-chi said as she walked in the kitchen.
"Um.nothing, I just said um."
"Sweetie, are you having trouble with your homework?"
"Yes. I hate school and homework! It totally stinks."
"Now sweetheart, don't say that-"
"I wanna do what daddy does mommy! He does cooler stuff than me."
Chi-Chi began to panic because of her son's thought. She immediately tried to change his mind. "Gohan,"
"Yes mommy?"
"You need to finish your schoolwork! It is important to have a college degree because then you can do more interesting things than what your daddy does. Like you can um, get a great job with computers, or you can work at that neat sushi restaurant down the street, you can be a construction worker-"
"NO MOMMY! That stuff is all boring and dumb; you can't stop me from doing what daddy does! I am a saiyan boy; it is in my blood to save the world."
Chi-chi was very warmed up about the situation. She was about to explode. So she answered him in the most polite way that she could. "Gohan.YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF THIS WEEK! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO WHAT DADDY DOES!"
"But-"
"NO BUTS MISTER! FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK AND GO TO YOUR ROOM! AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE COMPLAINTS!"
As chi-chi stormed out of the kitchen, she felt like all the screaming she did probably didn't help Gohan to change his mind about becoming what his father was. It was hard enough for her to deal with her hubby being away fighting all the time with the chance he would never return and now Gohan wanted to do that very thing.
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Chi-Chi turned on the television in the living room and saw an infomercial for therapy: "Is your life a total mess? Do you need to clean it up? Well, here is your chance to do just that! Kinki's freedom therapy! A miracle in a phone call! Call 342-8965. It is that easy, you will get the chance to speak to Kinki herself and make an appointment!"
"Wow." chi-chi said dreamily. "I've gotta try this out!" The phone rang and rang until an operator finally picked up:
"Hello, my name is chi-chi and I have a major problem-" all of a sudden a voice recording cut her off.
"Hello, you have reached, Kinki's freedom therapy."
"I know I did I WAS TRYING TO TALK!"
"Is your life a total mess? Do you need to clean it up? Well, here is your chance."
"WHAT?!?! I JUST HEARD ALL THIS! WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS AGAIN?!?!"
All of a sudden, she heard a little voice come from the kitchen. "Mommy, why are you yelling at the phone again?"
" I AM NOT YELLING AT THE-"
"Hello?" A soft and gentle voice said on the phone.
"HI, is this Kinki?"
"No, it is her secretary Sabrina. Thank you for waiting for me. I am very busy right now."
"Oh. I am having a problem."
"When would you like to set up an appointment?"
"Um.NOW!"
"I am sorry, now isn't a good time. How about tomorrow at three thirty?"
"But I need it now!"
"I am sorry ma'am but I need it now too, but we can't all get it now!"
"GEEZ! I hope Kinki is a lot nicer than you! Fine I will take the appointment for tomorrow! HAPPY NOW!
"Thank you ma'am! Bye!"
"Whatever. People these days." Chi-chi muttered as she hung up the phone with a smash.
"SEE WHAT YOU AND YOUR FATHER HAVE MADE ME BECOME!?!? I am so low that I need a therapist who has terrible secretaries! Grrrr.. what will become of this life?!" She said to Gohan as she once again stormed through the kitchen.
"Hmm.I wonder what's eating mom. Oh well! Now then. 200 to the third power is umm.."
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