Disclaimer: Don't own. Never will.

Okay, this is 'Acquired' for the innocent. It is not the full version. The full version will be rated M for some...interesting things. If you'd like to read it it will be posted as, you guessed it, 'Acquired'. XP

Well, happy birthday to Sanada, and to Faith. (No, not the cactus. Or...well...if she is a cactus...-shrugs-)

Dedication: Daisy-chan. You know why. ;)


Sanada Genichiroh walked into the empty clubroom and became seriously annoyed. After all, it was his birthday; the least the regulars could have done was show up on time to practice. He sighed, ready to go and find at least one of them, when his cell phone rang. He picked it up and was naturally pleased to find that it was his boyfriend, Atobe Keigo.

"Keigo-"

"Ah, Gen, I'm glad you picked up. Happy Birthday -"

"For the third time today." There was a hint of amusement in his voice.

"Oh shut up. Anyway, I just had the strangest thought last period."

"And that would be…?"

"You have a very nice nose."

"…"

"Yet when I casually mentioned this a few minutes ago I got very mixed reactions."

"…"

"So I have come to the conclusion that your nose is an acquired taste."