Hey everybody! This is my very first fanfic so I hope you'll all be nice to me. Alright let's get started.

Talk to FMA

Chibi: Ok easy as pie here folks. Ask questions; make requests, all that mumbo-jumbo and I especially would love it if you all could dare these poor people to do things…just cause it would be histar-

Ed: HEY WAIT A SEC! WHAT DID YOU JUST ALLOW ALL THOSE STUPID PEOPLE TO DO!

Al: Brother…calm down there's no need to yell she's just telling everybody what her boss told her to say it's not like she means it or anything right Chibi?

Chibi: No. I can't wait to see what they have in store for Ed *evil grin and rubbing hands together* Oh this is gonna be so much fun

Envy: Hahahahaha I like this chick anybody who makes fun of the shrimp is just the best :) *holds sides laughing even harder*

Ed: …I disagree I thi-…What did you just call me palm tree? *hands slam onto the table that all four are sitting around*

Envy: Why just what you are…a S-H-R-I-M-P *grinning smugly*

Chibi: *talking over the fight that ensues* Okay before this gets anymore out of hand…*Crashing noise heard*…AL GO STOP THOSE IDIOTIC IDOITS BEFORE THEY DESTROY THE HOUSE AND LET'S IN ALL THE CRAZY FANGIRLS…..myself excluded of course

Al: Alright…..now how am I gonna do this? *mumbles under breathe while walking over to fight*

Chibi: *rolls eyes* Anyway please ask questions so Boss can get this thing on a role. See you later I guess…..Bye

*Ed and Envy are seen rolling on the floor, Chibi picks them up bangs their heads together*

Chibi: Now say goodbye to the folks and apologize to poor Al

Ed and Envy: But He started it *points at each other*

Chibi: I don't care now say goodbye

Envy: *mumble grumble* FINE! BYE! *shakes out of Chibi's grip and walks away*

Ed: Bye and if anyone tries to make me do anything stupid you will all feel pain…you hear me? Pain I tell you pain. *walks off as well*

Chibi: *sighs* Well for the last time this time I guess it really is goodbye till next time *waves* See you all later

Author's Note: I really hope everyone will review and the next one will be even better with more stuff going on and so forth…at least so Envy and Ed don't destroy the room…possibly the whole building…Oh god please write soon people :)