Okay, Princess hates stories like this, which means this is a solo mission for poor Psycho. I personally love this pairing, but Princess wants nothing to do with it. Princess is in here, however as the OC Bryanna Jay.
Warning you in advance, this is a yaoi story, the pairing is Edward and Envy, so if you're going to flame me, flame me for my horrible writing skills.
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA or HP. If I did, you would never see any of the episodes on the TV, and you would have to wait for forever and a day for the books, due to my large procrastination issues.
Edit:7/30/11: Okay, so I reread through this once or twice while suffering from a massive bought of writers block, and I realized: this is some seriously shitty writing. I think most of the problem is due to the fact that I don't have any beta readers willing to go over this for me, but another part of it is that I was just that bad a writer when I first started this...
It still probably needs some work, but I did the best I could with the details and all that jazz.
...Anyone wanna beta this for me?
So without further ado, I present to you the rewritten version of Chimeras!
~Psycho
Lieutenant Colonel Riza Hawkeye walked down the hallway of the Duck Inn, holding the travel plans and other information for Colonel Elric. Hawkeye knew the amount of trouble Fuhrer Mustang had gone to to get Edward this little trip, and she also knew Ed was going to hate Roy for doing this, even though he let Envy and Lieutenant Jay come with. Edward really needed the vacation, even if it was to a Boarding school for those who think they can do magic. Riza wasn't too sure on the details, but apparently, Roy had called in a favor from an old acquaintance, who was the deputy headmistress for a boarding school in London where they taught their students magic, and Edward and his friends was eligible to come.
She was about to open the door to the Colonel's room, when she heard loud, hoarse purring coming from it, and thought it would be safer for her eyes if he knocked first. The purring stopped, and a very startled "Come in!" came from the other side of the door. Riza opened the door to find two hastily dressed chimeras, and a blanket, discarded from its place on the couch in the center of the hotel living room.
"Lieutenant Colonel Hawkeye! What a pleasant surprise!" Ed nervously stuttered out, his golden ears poking out from underneath his matted blond hair that hung down around his waist, not in its usual braid or pony tail, and the tip of his dark golden furred tail flicking nervously back and forth.
Riza still couldn't get over Edward's new feline appearance. Few people were in the know about what happened, her included, but it was rather hard not to notice or stare. Even though he was almost 16, he still hadn't risen from his minute height of four feet, nine inches. Even though Envy was in the same situation as Ed, he easily cleared six feet in height; a fact that was frequently and cruelly pointed out to the shorter of the two. Both boys had large ears on top of their head a more natural shade than their hair color, but only smooth skin where a normal human's would be. They also had long, sleek tails the same color as the rest of the fur on their bodies and large paws instead of feet, the fur on them suddenly halting around their ankles. Their hands were in a similar condition, only being more human shaped and the hair fading around the elbow.
It was both a curse and a blessing that Ed's automail escaped unscathed, though the original point of the transmutation leading up to the accident was supposed to regain his missing limbs. Even though their senses improved drastically from the feline element that was thrown in, Ed's eyesight was ruined beyond repair, so now he had to wear glasses anytime he read anything so it wouldn't get any worse. That was something he protested against for a while, saying that he didn't want them because they made him look to much like his father.
The question that had always nagged at the back of Riza's mind was why exactly Envy chose to stay in the form both he and Ed had been cursed to occupy. His shape shifting abilities never cost him anything, so why hadn't he morphed the disfigurements away? It might just be because he was used to the form by now, as he always answered, but Riza suspected it was something on a more caring level. Like perhaps the reason was he didn't want Ed to feel lonely, doomed to shoulder the burden of their mistakes himself again, like when he was on his journey to right the wrongs he and his brother had preformed?
"I have the plans for your vacation." She told him, handing him the manila folder with train tickets and other various important pieces of paper hastily stuffed in it by Roy earlier that morning.
"Chibi! You didn't tell me you were going on a vacation! I wanna come!" Envy exclaimed, reading the contents of the folder over his boyfriends shoulder.
"I didn't know either." Ed told him, pulling out his reading glasses from a pocket of his pants and quickly skimming over the papers out loud. "Colonel Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, 1st Lieutenant Bryanna Jay, the Aqua Alchemist, and Envy, are given permission by the Fuhrer of Amestris and Professor Albus Dumbledore to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for the school year, and their remaining years if they so choose, even though they have not started in their first years like required."
"What? This doesn't make any sense! Witchcraft and Wizardry? Is this some kind of joke?" He exclaimed after he finished reading and yanked off his glasses angrily.
"You have, by orders of the Fuhrer, been given a year long extended vacation to Hogwarts, along with your Lieutenant, and your boyfriend." Hawkeye explained to him, ignoring the burning, angered glare she was receiving from him.
"What about Al?" Ed asked her.
"As Alphonse is currently on an assignment as the ambassador, he will not be accompanying you, but you can visit him frequently during school holidays." She informed him.
Ed nodded, though from his expression he was still far from pleased. "Alright, I can live with that. I still have a few questions about all this magic business, though."
"Professor McGonagall will be here tomorrow to transport you to the place where you will be saying until the start of the school year, I'm assuming you can ask her questions then. Also, Fuhrer Mustang has left three sets of all subjects for all seven required years in your office for you to study." Hawkeye continued in a business like manner.
"What do you think, Envy?" Edward asked his boyfriend who was leaning heavily on his shoulder.
"Well, you're going regardless Chibi, so I might as well come too." Envy said with a shrug of his shoulders.
"Oh and, Colonel Elric," Hawkeye started to add. "Seeing as this is a vacation from work to a school, there isn't a need for anyone to know your standing in our military, alright?"
Edward nodded, though Envy only mumbled out a uncaring "no promises."
"Are you going to inform Lieutenant Jay, or should I?" Hawkeye asked.
"We can do it, right Envy?" Ed said.
"Sure, Chibi. We can go right now." Envy agreed.
Hawkeye nodded and saluted. Ed dismissed her with a sloppy salute of his own and she the room, closing the door behind her.
As soon as Envy was sure Lieutenant Colonel Hawkeye was gone, he turned Ed around and lifted him up off the ground, and Ed automatically slung his legs around Envy's waist. Envy kissed him wolfishly, his head spinning from the highly intoxicating aroma of cinnamon and machine oil and an unidentifiable scent that was simply Ed. Deep purrs rumbled through the two of them as Envy's hands softly moved up from where they were gripped around Ed's legs and underneath his shirt, soothingly scratching and rubbing as he worked his way up towards his small love's neck at a snail's pace. Envy traced the outline of Ed's lips with his rough tongue, and a moan bubbled up from deep in Ed's throat as his lips parted that was quickly swallowed by Envy as he entwined their tongues together.
"It's nice to know we're finally getting a vacation from all this, huh Chibi?" Envy asked when they finally broke the kiss. Edward replied by kissing Envy again, the purrs rumbling too loudly from his chest and his brain too wrapped up in a fog of pleasured bliss to form a coherent response. Their tails extended, wrapping around each other as purrs shook through their chests.
Ed was the one who broke the kiss finally. "We still have to tell Bryanna about all this." He reminded a frowning Envy. "Once that's done, we have nothing to do until tomorrow." He continued with a feral grin, showing his pointed feline teeth. Envy purred with anticipation, the tip of his black-green tail flicking back and forth.
"Is Bryanna at home now, or is she still at the office?" Envy asked as he set Ed back down on the ground.
"She's probably at home right now." Ed told him. "She lives a couple blocks away. Her dad's some military bigwig, so you probably should stick to a different form until we get to her room."
Envy nodded, then shifted to a black, fuzzy, kitten with a dark green tint in its fur. Edward giggled, then scoped Envy up in his hands and dashed out of the room.
Edward walked down the street in the afternoon sun. It was another beautifully sunny day in Central, and the cat part of him was loving it. Ed smiled as Envy curled up against Ed's chest, still in his cat form. Edward walked up the walkway of General Jay, one of the military's oldest employes. He took a deep breath and shifted Envy to his automail hand and knocked once on the door with his flesh one. The door was answered by a large, beefy man wearing a white, long sleeve button up shirt and tan pants.
"Yes?" He grunted.
"Hey, General Jay." Ed stuttered out. "Is Bryanna home?" He asked.
The General's face lit up. "You must be one of Bree's friends!" He exclaimed. "What's your name, son?" He asked.
"Edward Elric." He told the General.
"Edward Elric? The Fullmetal Alchemist?" Ed nodded. "So you're the man my little Bryanna's working for?" He asked, then continued talking. "Come on in! Bryanna's in her room."
He looked down at Ed and noticed Envy in his hands. "Who's your friend?" He asked Ed.
"This is my kitten, Envy. I thought he'd like to come with to visit my Lieutenant." Ed said, coming up with an on the spot excuse for Envy being there.
"He's pretty cute." The General admitted as he scratched behind one of Envy's ears, then turned towards the inside of the house and called up the stairs, "Bryanna! Colonel Elric's here, and he brought a cat!"
A tall 17-year-old with elbow length dirty blond hair, watery blue eyes and wearing a blue military outfit appeared at the top of the stairs.
"I love kitties!" she shouted. "Come on up, Ed!" She added before disappearing through one of the doors. Ed walked in, the General shutting the door behind him, then walked up the stairs with Envy in hand.
When Edward got into Bryanna's room there was only one word he could use to describe it: blue. It had turquoise colored walls, a night blue fuzzy round rug over the dark brown hardwood flooring, and a queen sized bed with ruby red sheets, fuzzy blanket, and quilt. In one corner of the room was a sofa in the shape of big red lips. All the other furniture -bookcases, desk, lamps etc. -were also all shades of blue.
"Eeep!" Bryanna squealed, grabbing Envy from Ed and smothering him in her chest.
"He is sooo cute! I could just kiss him! I wish Al would get me a kitten! What's his name?" She continued to ramble on, scratching Envy's belly.
Ed chuckled. "Lay off, he's mine. His name is Envy."
"Ewww!" She exclaimed, reflexively throwing up her hands and dropping Envy to the ground. "You brought the palm tree here? To my house? Into my room? That is sooo gross!"
"Hey!" A voice exclaimed. "That wasn't very nice! Why did you stop rubbing my belly? I liked that!"
Bryanna and Ed looked down at the black-green kitten as it changed back into Envy.
Bryanna sighed and sat down on her bed, bouncing slightly as he landed. "What are you guys here for anyway?" She asked them.
"Official military business." Ed told her while taking out the manila folder from a pocket of his long red coat and handing it to her. "You're going on vacation."
"Colonel Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist, 1st Lieutenant Bryanna Jay, the Aqua Alchemist, and Envy, are given permission by the Fuhrer of Amestris and Professor Albus Dumbledore, to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for the school year, and their remaining years if they so choose, even though they have not started in their first years like required." Bryanna read from the paper. "Is this an assignment?" She asked.
Ed shook his head. "No, but seeing as it is an order from the Fuhrer, you have to do it."
Bryanna frowned. "On one hand, I get a year long vacation from the rest of the military, on the other hand, I'm stuck with my commanding officer and his homunculus boyfriend for a whole year. I don't know if I should thank Fuhrer Flame Head, or kick him were it hurts."
"You will get holidays, though, it is a school after all, You can even spend the whole time with Al, because that's when he's coming out to visit." Ed told her.
Bryanna's face brightened up. "I can live with that. I probably should start packing. When are we leaving?"
"One of the professors is coming by my office tomorrow to pick us up tomorrow." He told her.
"What about Envy? He can't exactly waltz in there and say hello to everyone now, can he?" Bryanna asked.
Ed frowned. "I'll think of something. You should probably bring some money, too. We have to buy supplies for magic school."
Bryanna nodded. "I'll see you at the office tomorrow Ed. Call me when you know the time." She quickly ran out the door and to the top of the stairs, but not before running into the wall beside the banister first.
"Did you run into the wall again?" Ed called out to her.
She answered his question with a slightly dazed "no!" before getting up off the floor and leaning over the banister.
"Dad!" She shouted. "I'm going on a year long assignment with Ed to a magic school! You can come and visit during the holidays if you want! I'm leaving tomorrow!"
"Alright!" He grunted back. "Just don't do anything illegal!
"I won't!" She promised, then dashed back to her room. "Bye Ed!" She told him.
He nodded, then picked up Envy, who was back in his cat form, and Bryanna ungracefully shoved him down the stairs and out the door.
As soon as they arrived back at their apartment, Envy leaped from Ed's arms while simultaneously shifting back to his normal form. Ed only had time to shake off his boots and toss his coat on the floor before Envy swiftly kicked his legs out from underneath him and swept him up bridal style and whisked the two away to their room.
Envy threw Ed down on the bed and then jumped up onto it himself. He buried his head in the bend of Ed's neck and nibbled at the tender skin hard enough to leave a mark. Ed squirmed underneath him as Envy lapped and sucked on the mark he left, his stomach tightening with desire as Envy's heavy weight settled over him and pinned him in place on their bed. Envy's sharp teeth moved over to scrape at the beating pulse in his throat, making Ed arch his hips up to rub against Envy, who's thin skirt did little to hide the fact that he was half-hard already.
Ed mashed their lips together, forcing his way into Envy's mouth and all but fucking his mouth with his tongue. Envy moaned his name the whole time, his eyes falling shut and not showing any reaction when Ed flipped them over, claiming his new spot on top. Envy tangling his fingers into Ed's braid and Ed running his hands over Envy's sweat dampened neck, over his shoulders and down his arms.
Envy could only mutter a confused mewl when Ed got up.
Edward had gotten up to call Colonel Hawkeye about the time they needed to leave tomorrow, which was very hard, considering Envy is a very possessive boyfriend, and clung to him the whole time.
After that, Ed called Bryanna to tell her the time she needed to come in with her stuff, which was even harder, because Envy was pulling on his tail the whole time, trying to get him to come back to bed, which made him very irritated.
The rest of the night was spent in a very disturbing silence, broken only by the occasional purr of happiness and growl of pleasure.
Edit:7/30/11: Okay, I was being kinda lazy with my editing skilz at the end, but oh well...
Hope you like this version better. Tell me in a review possibly?