Disclaimer: If I owned "One Piece", would I be writing fanfiction about my own work? No.
Another Will, Another Way
by ten
"I am NOT doing this."
"Oh yes you are, you love-cook."
"HURRY SANJI! I DON'T WANNA MISS LUNCH! Captain's orders!"
"NO. Absolutely NO WAY IN HELL. I'd rather...I'd rather compliment that marimo before doing THIS!"
"Wow…he really must be desperate to get out of this. What should we do, Chopper?"
"Um…I don't know…do I really need to be here?"
"Of course. In case Sanji overdoes it, then you'd have to rush in to help, like a proper hero. You're our only doctor, anyway."
"Shut up you stupid human! I am NOT happy! Not at all!"
"…one down, one to go."
"Oi, Sanjiiiii, just do it and get over it! It's not like it takes so much effort on your part anyway! And more importantly, I'm getting hungry!"
"SHUT UP! You're too noisy!"
"That won't work, Luffy. This will. Oh look! Nami's here."
"WHAT?! Where? NAMI-SWAAAAN! I'm going! Are you going to watch? Because this will be a proof of my abundant love for you!"
"Hai, hai! Just make sure you do it right, okay? I can't have people complaining if you do something wrong!"
"Just leave it to me, my beautiful angel. Robin-chwan, you can watch too!"
"Ohhh, may I also stay and watch your idiotic prancing, Ero-cook?"
"You can just go outside and get lost. Like you always do."
"WHAT WAS THAT?!"
"OH, SO YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME EH?!"
"Maa, maa! Leave him alone, Sanji-kun! The money – I mean, the customers are waiting!"
"HAI NAMI-SWAAAN! I shall perform my ultimate 'Parage Shot' just for you!"
...
And thus, in this manner, the Strawhat's "Plastic Surgery! Served up Sanji Style (Faces only)!" clinic was opened to the public.
THE END
It was 2:15am when I wrote this. I am a night person. A crazy night person. *Cackles evilly* Please review!