The Revenge of Mordor: The Return to Mordor

By The Chuckinator

Prologue

SAURON was anxious. He had been waiting for his day ever since he died. Today was the day he was going to be resurrected! A servant carried Sauron's body to the Palace of Resurrection. When they got there, the servant put Sauron's body in a cauldron. Then he put in three ingredients: dirt from Mordor, toxic gas, and snake venom. The servant said a chant:

"Agh sho na co la,

Ne mo sa kala mono

Sa loca sesoâ"

There was a blinding flash of red light that filled the whole room. The potion sizzled and smoked. A dark figure rose from the cauldron and stepped out. When the smoke cleared, Sauron stood on the floor. He looked down at his servant.

"Thank you for raising me from the dead, but you are no more use for me. DIE!"

The servant choked, gasped, and lay perfectly still. He was dead. Sauron stepped over him and prepared to teleport. To Barad-Dur, he thought. There was a flash of light and a puff of smoke. Sauron was gone, leaving only scorch marks.