And here they are. YouTube Poop's wackiest drivers on another YouTube Races. The cars are approaching the starting line.

Here's Dr. Rabbit in his Dental Rocket Car.

"Hello there," greeted. Dr. Rabbit "I am Dr. Rabbit. The world's only rabbit dentist."

Oh thanks nice Dr. Rabbit. Hey! What's up? Why aren't you getting into position?

"My car's engine just gave out," Dr. Rabbit explained.

Oh great! We know for sure who is not going to win the race. Anyway, Next is Gaston in his Steam Car? What?

"I've heard about these races with wagons with these things called engines," Explained Gaston. "I asked, no ordered Belle's strange father to built me one. I want the world to know that no one races like Gaston."

Uh ok. Well next up is the King of Hyrule himself. Uh, I forgot what's his name, but he's in a food-themed car so I'm just going to call it the Dinner Mobile.

"Mah bois," Announced the King "Winning races is what all true warriors strive for."

Yeah, they do King. Next up is the famous F-Zero Racer and the best puncher in the world, Captain Hot—er Falcon in his famed Blue Falcon.

"Yes," Captain Falcon replied.

A man of few words I would say. Anyway, following close behind is Robotnik in his Egg Mobile.

"Greetings everyone," said Robotnik "What you see here is the winner of this race."

I don't know about that. Anyway, up next is M. Bison in the….er his car looks like General Lee and General Lee was a Dodge Charger plus his name is Bison, but naming his car the Bison Charger is too obvious, so I'm just going to name it the Buffalo Charger.

"Buffalo Charger," Questioned Bison. "That name is absurd."

Do I look like I care? Next up is the King of Cool, well Prince of Cool if you still think those Chuck Norris jokes are funny, Fonzie in his Motorcycle.

Fonz doesn't say anything. Instead, he simply replies by putting a thumb up.

Fonzie is so cool that he doesn't need to talk. Anyway, next is Hotel Mario in his toaster themed car of course. The Toaster Mobile is what I'm going to call it.

"I hope all those instruction driving books will help me win," Mario exclaimed worryingly.

Maybe they will, Maybe they won't. Next up are Mama Luigi and Gay Luigi. Their car is like totally weird. It's shaped like an egg. The wheels are shaped like eggs. The many fenders it has looks like thin strands of spaghetti…..How does the Egg-Spaghetti sound?

"Good," replied both Luigis.

Really? Well thanks guys. Anyway next up is someone who could take these racers, but that wouldn't make good entertainment if he won all the time. Ladies and Gentlemen, Sonic in his car, the Blue Wind, at least I think it was named that the last racing tournament he had.

"Sonic's the name," said Sonic. "Speeds my name,"

Thanks Captain Obvious the Hedgehog. Next is I.M. Meen in his Meen Masheen. You guys just saw what I did there right?

"The Meen Masheen is a horrible name," Complained I.M. Meen

I don't care. Next up is Morshu in his Um I don't know...It looks like something he just made out of the junk in his store. Hmmm, maybe I'll just call it the Store Junk and get over with it.

"Sorry boys," apologized Morshu. "I can't let you win."

Next is Felicia? What's she doing her? She isn't even that much of a YouTube Poop star? Ah, forgot it. I need someone to be the female of the group, I'll just lie and say she's from some crappy obscure cartoon. Since this car looks like a cat, I'll just name it the Catalliac.

"Nya," Felicia meowed.

Next is Ed, Edd, n Eddy in the Ed-Mobile.

"I like buttered toast," shouted Ed.

Next to last are SpongeBob and Patrick in the Patty Car.

"Anyone want chocolate," asked Patrick.

Sneaking Along last is that no-good Dick Dastardly and Muttley. Even now they're up to some dirty trick. And they're off to a standing start. And why not, they've been chained by the shifty Dick Dastardly, who shrifts into the wrong gear. AND AWWAYY they go on the way out wacky races…..except for Dr. Rabbit, who is still trying to get his car running. Oh wait, he's got it fixed. And AWWWAAYYY he goes on the way out wacky races.