A/N: This was originally posted on my deviantart page as part of the 2P-Hetalia group's theme challenge. I know it's short, and I was originally going to make it longer, but I decided to leave it with what you see now. Please read and leave a review~

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, or the 2P Counterparts of the characters. I only own my headcanons about some of the characters, and even some of them are actually suggested by other people.

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"For the record, I blame you," said Feliciano, glaring at his older brother.

Feliciano and Ludwig had originally intended to take a private plane to Japan and see if the representative there would join them in their war effort against the newly formed Allies. Of course, however, Lovino somehow caught wind of what they were up to and stowed away in the back of their plane, only coming out when they were no longer over Italy's airspace. From the moment he revealed himself, Feliciano knew the trip wasn't going to be a pleasant one, and he was right. Somewhere over Asia, the plane flew into a storm, was sent far off course, and was hit by lightning before crashing into the ocean.

Fortunately, Feliciano and Ludwig were able to escape the wreckage and swim safely to shore.

Unfortunately, so had Lovino.

"But I didn't do anything!" the blonde Italian protested. "Really, fratello, I don't see why you always have to blame me for everything!"

"Usually, whenever something bad happens, you're involved somehow!" hissed Feliciano.

Ludwig, who had fallen asleep in the sand not long after they arrived, muttered something in German and rolled over onto his other side.

"Well, look on the bright side," said Lovino. "It looks almost like we ended up on a beach, and a really nice one too~ You know, I don't think we've been to the sea since we were really little."

"Well, we weren't trying to get to the beach, idiota!" shouted Feliciano. "We were supposed to meet up with the representative of Japan, but you just had to go and stow away on the plane and now we're stuck in the middle of nowhere!"

"Come one, it's not that bad," Lovino insisted. "I don't know about you, but I'm going for a swim!" With that said, he unbuttoned his jacket and pulled it off, along with his scarf and shirt, and ran out into the ocean, leaving Feliciano gaping after him.

I hope he drowns, Feliciano thought angrily to himself.