House sitters
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Agent BM presents
A Wreck it Ralph Cartoon
A Rancis Gloyd and Swizzle cartoon
Rancis Gloyd Swizzle and Chuck in, House sitters
Somewhere in the countryside of sugar rush it's very peaceful, somewhere else that is. Ever since the game got plugged in 2 families who go by the names McCherries and Cobs have been feuding. The McCherries grew cherry bombs for the races while the Cobs grew Candy corn cobs, but that's not why they were fighting. Smack dab in-between their farms was an outhouse. One day they both had to uh, powder their noses at the same time.
"Out of my way Cherry, my nose needs a powdering" said Cob
"Mine needs it more" said Cherry
So after years of feuding the 2 families came up with a resolution to their problem. You may think they just built their own outhouses on their properties; well that's not what happened. Instead they built a second door in that there outhouse. Now that the fighting was over the 2 farmers decided to celebrate with a nice vacation at the beach, and to make sure everything went nice at home, the Cob farmer hired a pair of house sitters
Rancis, Gloyd, and Swizzle were sitting on rocking chairs on the porch wearing overalls and country hats
"It sure is nice to be away from home for a bit" said Rancis
"You said it, nothing beats country living" said Gloyd
"Yeah, and this old rusty lemonade sure hits the spot" said Swizzle as he poured 3 cups of lemonade from a machine and gave them to the guys
After about 3 cups worth of country lemonade the boys could feel something in them
"Nature calling" said Swizzle
The boys put their hands over their crotches and ran to the outhouse
Next door Chuck stepped out of the house wearing blue overalls and carrying a newspaper and headed for the outhouse
Now unknown to the boys, the McCherry farmer hired a house sitter of his own, and nature was calling for him too
Chuck went into the outhouse when the boys all rushed in at once
"Can't I get a little privacy? Beat it ya fools" shouted Chuck as he kicked them out literally and they landed on the porch
"I'll show him" said Gloyd angrily as he grabbed a rifle off the wall but Rancis stopped him
"Hold on Gloyd. I'm sure we just got off on the wrong foot. We just need to show him that we're good neighbors, and nothing says good neighbors like some fresh candy corn on the cob" said Rancis
"Why don't you bring him some of this yummy lemonade too" said Swizzle
After harvesting a few candy corn cobs and a cup of lemonade, Rancis walked over to the McCherry house next door and knocked
"What do you want ya fool?" asked Chuck
"Hello Neighbor" said Rancis
"I hate neighbors, get lost" said Chuck
"But I brought you some candy corn cobs and lemonade" said Rancis giving chuck the food
"What a coincidence, I have something for you too" said Chuck bringing out a plate of yellow and green cubes
"That's mighty neighborly" said Rancis as he ate one of the cubes but didn't like the taste but forced himself to swallow it
"Quick question, what is that?" asked Rancis
"Not quite sure, I found it in my stomach module, hahahahahahahaha"
Rancis felt like he was about to puke
"Now get lost" shouted Chuck before kicking him into the outhouse, Rancis came out angrily and headed back to the house
It was at that very moment that Rancis no longer wanted to be a good neighbor. He now knew he wanted to start a feud with mean old Mr. Chuck