Ashi: Hi, what up's everyone-WAAA WHAT'S WITH THAT TORCH?!
Aschlyn: -Holding a flamethrower and frowning- What the HELL was you doing that whole break?!
Ashi: W-Watching Creepypastas and trying to get money? –Whimpering lightly-
Asch: -Holding a Machine Gun- You haven't updated in MONTHS.
Ashi: IT'S ONLY BEEN TWO MONTHS!
Asch and Aschlyn: DOESN'T MATTER!
Ashi: AHHHHH! DEATHHUNTERAHI DOES NOT OWN TALES OF THE ABYSS, NOR DO I OWN ASCH THE BLOODY, SUPERNATURAL, DOCTOR WHO, OR TORCHWOOD!
Aschlyn's eye twitched as she heard Jade's rather strange request; cleaning the blood off of her own sword.
"….What the heck do you mean by 'Secondary Side-quests'?" She asked, clearly confused at this.
"What I meant is that every few days, you are to do a solo side-quest without our little party. It shouldn't be hard for a tough swordswoman like you, am I correct?" Jade said, his eyes shadowed by his glasses.
"I know I can handle them, but why not let somebody else do them; Why not Ashton or Katsuya?!" Aschlyn asked with a scowl on her face.
'Maybe it's because you look so much like Asch, that's why.' She heard Jessie said and scoffed, ignoring her.
"And what exactly do I get out of this, huh?" Aschlyn said, her personality slipping into a familiar asshole's.
"Well there is that fact of your little falling-out…" Jade said and Aschlyn nearly cursed, blushing at the memory.
"Fine, I'll do your stupid side-quest missions! But you better not mention what happened during that time, got it?" She said, growling at the man.
(Aschlyn's POV)
SIDE-QUEST 1: SLIPPING INTO DAATH
"Tch, why the hell did I agree to this, huh?" I said, putting on the rest of the outfit and letting my blood-red hair out, pulling the bangs up.
When I looked into the mirror, I scowled at my reflection, pissed at how similar I looked to the red-headed god-general.
"This is stupid, why the hell do I have to dress like Asch for this side-quest? I'm nothing like that bastard!" I growled, slamming the door in the bathroom and going near the window.
Quickly, I climbed out of the window and jumped forward, grasping the rail of the roof and flipping, landing on it and began to run. I jumped across several of them before I hid in the shadows of the tree, scowling again.
"Time to see if this stupid thing actually works." I mumbled and walked into the cathedral, a glare on my face; just daring them to say anything.
So far, that mother-trucking cosplay was working and no one noticed that I wasn't Asch the Bloody; one more aspect to piss me the hell off.
'Damn it, when this mission is over, I'm burning this outfit and never putting it back on, no matter what Jade says.' I thought to myself, ignoring the fact that Jessie was laughing like the Skull-Kid in the back of my mind.
That would have to wait, seeing as how I ended up slamming into someone.
"Watch where you're going you-"I started before looking up and seeing something that would've made me curse loudly.
It was Asch the Bloody himself, scowling at me.
'…..Shit.' I thought, seeing him right in front of me.
"What the hell are you doing here?!" Asch growled out and I heard the clanking of soldiers and quickly pulled him into a nearby room, covering his mouth.
"It's not like I wanted to be here in the first place; Jade forced me into coming here in the form of a stupid side-quest!" I shouted, removing my gloved hand from Asch's mouth.
"That doesn't even matter now; they saw the both of us!" Asch shouted back and Aschlyn tried her best not to punch him in the face.
"You think I don't know that already? Here, just put this on!" I said, pulled out a familiar outfit from when I left to Daath the first time, wig and all.
"W-Why the hell would I put that on? Besides, you don't even have a delivery with you to pull it. Or do you." Asch responded and Aschlyn pulled out an Ocarina.
"I'm always prepared unlike the guys I travel with; it helps when you're with a rich kid and a hunter." Aschlyn said, forcing the outfit into Asch's clothes.
With a huff, Asch glared at me one more time before stomping into the bathroom, slamming the door behind him.
I huffed loudly and jumped on the bed, glaring at the ceiling until the god-general got out.
"Why the hell did this have to happen? All I had to complete a freaking side-quest and join the rest of them at the next place. Why did it have to become complicated?" I mumbled and saw that Asch had come out, wearing the wig and clothes.
"Huh, looking good there Asch? Did you get a haircut or something?" I said with a smirk and he growled, grabbing my overcoat and dragging me out of the room.
In which I switched the position and he began to growl and struggle, like a cat. Soon enough, we found the guy who was supposed to get the ocarina and if we weren't in Aludrant, I would've sworn he was Link's incarnate. Next to the man was a guy who looked just like him with a snarky smirk on his face, looking at me as I frowned.
"I'm sorry you had to go all this way just do deliver this ocarina to me. If I hadn't gotten it back, I would regret it for the rest of my life." The man, Lance said while I put my hair into its normal style.
"Yes, I have to thank you as well. My brother wouldn't stop whining about it; it's awkward seeing as how I'm the younger brother. "The grinning kid, Ben said and I raised an eyebrow, not even bothering to say anything.
"Well, since this mission is over, I can finally go back to what I was doing." I said and opened the window, climbing over to the edge.
"Wait, where the hell are you going?!" Asch said, seeing me at the window.
"I can't stay here forever, and besides, I'm a ninja! Ja ne, Asch!" I said, jumping out the window and ran out of Daath.
Asch growled at the fact that he was left in those stupid clothes and saw that Aschlyn had left something when she left the Cathedral, an extra of her own outfit.
….Pfft, ha ha ha ha ha! Well, we now know the whole reason behind why Asch was wearing Aschlyn's outfit in my chibi pictures!
I'm truly sorry about not being able to catch up with everything; it was a bane of my idiocy. Who knows when the next will be up, I have to play through TOTA again on my 3DS! That's all for now, Ja ku ne!