The time John had to go to the hospital:
It was around 2am at the Egbert household, when John heard someonne knocking at the door. Strange, he never really had visitors around this time, and especially in this stormy weather. John, though nervous, opened the door and was pleasantly suprised to see Karkat and Eridan at the door waiting for him. "Oh, hey guys!" John said, happy to see his friends.
I'm just gonna cut the bullshit and skip to the parts you actually want.
John whipped out his 9 incher, and started shaking his hips around to arouse his friends. "Dude, come on, this is stupid." Karkat said as hid his boner. John got closer to Karkat and started shaking his hips faster. Karkat stopped denying his attraction and whipped out his hard allien cock. "Let's do this!" Karkat shouted as he tackled John, rubbing his dick against his own. (AN: The trolls aren't speaking in their quirks because I forgot what they were. LOL sorry not sorry).
Karkat pulled down his pants started riding John's cock like crazy. Eridan looked apon this glorious act of love and couldn't resist. He took off his clothes and started rubbing Karkat's karkock till the cows came home. The three of them kept fucking and fucking until John heard a loud beeping sound.
John woke up from his dream, with as much enegy as a sloth. He put on his glasses and headed downstairs to make himself some pancakes. He made the batter, heated up hte stove, and started to pour the mix into the pan. As he was pouring, however, he thought to himself "Hmmmmm... I wonder what this would feel like on my cock. John stuck his dick into the extremly hot pan and, suprise suprise, burnt his dick pretty badly. He rushed to the phone asap and
called 911. And that's how Jhon had to go to the hospital