Exactly what it says. No tricks this time. ;) This is so much more lighthearted than the last. Hope you enjoy. Just a random thought I felt like writing instead of doing Psych homework. ;D
Awkward Placement
How the hell do I do this? Reese contemplated his next move. No way would he continue watching the Science Channel. Finch had fallen asleep with the TV remote in the worst of places. Listening to an overly excited man with lust for ancient architecture was making Reese's head explode. He never should have let Finch choose the channel. Being a gentleman got Reese nowhere.
The only things left to do were read from the vast sea of books or masturbate. But that could turn awkward if Finch awoke. He was a light sleeper and Reese tended to get loud.
Though the second possibility sounded fun, the last scenario was his best option, but it required more skill than he thought possible. How did his hand and the remote end up on his crotch? Reese doubted architecture or nerdy men with wild hairdos got him off. Then again… Reese shook it off. He had to concentrate.
He reached towards Finch's crotch. With horror he woke with a jump, making the direct contact Reese had feared. Finch screamed with a red face and clutched the remote. Reese turned away embarrassed and scarlet.
Never mind. The channel they were on was just fine.
Don't you hate it when someone has the remote on their crotch and you don't want to wake them? Worst thing ever. XD (Not really, but you get it. ;) )