A Habit That'll Kill Ya in the End
Just a short Shizaya one-shot for you guys who loves Shizaya. So it's basically just Izaya pestering Shizuo about his smoking habit and how unoriginal it is to smoke after romping in the sheets. But then Shizuo points out something we all know to be very true.
Shizuo's arms finally gave out. He would have crushed Izaya if the smaller man hadn't rolled out of the way.
Now the two lay, panting and sweaty, in the silken sheets of Izaya's bed.
Izaya, who was beginning to feel the effects of the tumble session on his body, sighed loudly and stood. His lower back spiked in dull pain, but the information broker ignored it as he stooped to pick up his clothes.
"Goin' somewhere, flea?"
Izaya turned to see that his lover had fired up one of his cigarettes and was currently smoking, in bed. His bed.
"You know, smoking causes cancer, Shizu-chan."
The blonde scoffed, "Not for me it doesn't."
"Also, smoking after sex is really, really clichéd. It's also so last century, ne."
"Shut up."
Izaya placed a hand over his heart in mock hurt.
"Shizu-chan, you're so mean, I'm only looking out for your health. If you die, then I'll be all alone. And I'll get lonely and depressed and eventually, probably, kill myself. I thought you wanted to be the one who killed me, ne."
Shizuo sighed and scratched the back of his head.
"I won't die from smoking, alright. I'll still be there when the time comes. Because I love you so much that in the end, you'll be the habit that kills me, too."
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-Fire-chan