Jacob: SWG does not own Naruto or any of its characters. If she did…well, you don't want to know what would happen. Read, or I'll beat the hell out of ya!(not really)

Tomboy vs. Playboy.

Chapter one: Annoying plane ride

Find Uchiha Sasuke.

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Emerald eyes stared out of the plane's window, utterly bored. She sighed. When am I going to get off this damn plane?! The red head beside her raised his head, questioning.

She pouted, "Mou! I'm so effin' bored nii-san!" Pale green met emerald eyes impatiently.

"Don't you have any patience Sakura?" Her eyes feigned hurt as she laid her right hand over her heart.

"Gaara…" he raised an eyebrow at her expression and rolled his eyes. "How could you?!" she said with mock sorrow, "Of course I don't baka!! I thought you knew me better than that!!" and anime tears started flowing profusely from her wide eyes.

Then suddenly, the passenger sitting in front of them, who by the way, had a huge amount of girls surrounding him, turned around. His face was a little annoyed, but overall cold. " Yo, bitch, would you shut up!!"

Gaara was about spit profanities at the teen for insulting his sister, but Sakura beat him to it. "What if I don't want to Mr. Chicken Ass Hair?! Huh?! What…are you going to do about it?" He merely hn'ed and turned his attention back to the girls…cough, sluts.

"Man-cough-whore."

What. The. HELL. Rude ass!!

Let me at him outer, I'm going to kick his man whore ass all the way to Mars!!

I would, but one, that would put hole in plane, and two, I don't want to get sued when he dies.

Fu-

Mind your language.

Fudge, that's what I meant to say, yea.

Great, now I sound like Dei-kun.

…

"Gaara, calm down. The organization can't keep up with all the damage you made recently. Do you want to get fired?" Gaara did something like a pout.

"We will be landing in a few minutes." said the intercom.

"Yosh!!"

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A few people stared curiously at the pink haired teen coming out of the VIP section of the plain wearing a black hoodie, faded black skinny jeans, and a pair of DC shoes. Carrying a…skateboard? The girl just hmphed while the red head teen just sighed and followed her out of the building. About 50% of the people in the airport sweat drop thinking "What. The. Hell?"

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"Noooooooooooooooooo!!" Sakura's eyes were wide and her mouth agape. Just when Gaara was going to smirk, Sakura threatened, "Gaara, wipe that smirk off your face, or I'll do it for you."

Gaara grunted, I can't do anything these days. And scratched his head.

"No, no no no! This can't be happening!" the sign read No Skate Boards In The Area. "Well, you know what!! I don't give bull!" she tore down the sign angrily.

Gaara sighed at his "little sister". She liked skateboarding too much.

"Excuse me miss, but did you tear down that sign?" Sakura turned around, that voice was all to familiar.

"Kakashi-san!" she hadn't seen him in a long time. She was usually to busy with work to visit old friends. Throwing herself onto him, she gave him a huge bear hug despite her size.

"Sakura, Kakashi can't breathe." Gaara deadpanned. Looking up, Sakura saw that his face was turning a light shade of purple.

"Gomen Kakashi-san. But…" she nudged him with her elbow, "How are things with Anko-san eh?" she winked. And Kakashi, well, got as close to a blush as he could get. "That good ne? I'm too young for details, and I got to move in to the new apartment, so ja ne!!" Kakashi sweat dropped at his former student.

You never change, ne Sakura?

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Sakura plopped down onto her soft mattress, her box of belongings lay messily on the ground. Her room was plain white, with a walk-in closet and a small desk to the side. So plain…oh well, I'm not going to be here for long anyways.

After stuffing all her stuff in the closet, she rummaged through her rucksack and pulled out a black Apple laptop and looked through her emails. "Junk", scroll, "Junk", scroll, "Stalker." Sighing, her closed her laptop and through it somewhere near the door. "BORED! isn't there anything to do around here?"

She laid down on the bed and then….blacked out. Jetlag does that to you.

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Gaara peeked his head into Sakura's room, seeing her lying down on her bed, completely unconscious. And school started in 20 minutes.

Walking up to her, he shook her shoulder and muttered "Sakura" in her ear. She didn't even stir.

Sighing he decided he was going to risk it. Risk waking up the world's biggest non-morning person. Taking two deep breaths, he readied himself and strapped on a football helmet just in case. Three, two, one…. "WAKE THE HELL UP!!"

Bonk.

Slap.

Bonk. Bonk. Bonk.

A very very annoyed Sakura looked down at her handy work. One black eye, and plenty of bruises…definitely satisfactory. But her hand hurt like hell!!

Grinning she pulled him up, "And that is exactly what you get for waking me up from the best dream of my life." Gaara rolled his eyes, She was dreaming about skateboards again.

"Yes, yes. We all know how skateboards are awesome ok?" he said sarcastically. "And you do know that you only have 15...no 14 minutes to get ready for school right?"

She practically jumped 6 feet into the air. "Aw, Shit! Why didn't you wake me up sooner."

He scoffed, "Cause I didn't want to ruin the 'best dream of your life'". They exchanged glares before Gaara said, "11 minutes." Sakura opened her mouth, but closed it.

Nii-san is soo not worth the time.

Cha! Damn right! Now GO! Or we'll be late!!

Aw Shit!!

New story!! Sorry I haven't updated the other ones, it's because I don't have any idea of what to write. But I promise you guys, you'll be surprised! Until next time Ja Ne. Oh, and please enjoy the following advertisement.

SWG: -backs against a wall- He-ey Sasuke, I'm sure we can figure this out!

Sasuke: -cracks knuckles- Did you call me mr. Chicken ass hair?

SWG: -sweating bullets- Ye-e-a.

Sasuke: And Man-whore?

SWG: Well, you got to admit, if you've read some of the modern fanfics, your usually a man-whore playboy right?

Sasuke: WHY YOU!!

SWG: Yaaa!! Jacob help meeee!!!

Jacob: Hn -glares at Sasuke while SWG hides behind him-

Sasuke: -glare- Hn is my word.

Jacob: Now its mine Uchiha

Sasuke: You want to fight? Well, bring the hell on!

Jacob: -smirk- I could beat you with my eyes closed.

Sasuke: -smirk- Lets see you try.

SWG: Come on you two, no fighting. We don't have enough referees.

Dark Ayslum: Oi!! I'll referee!

SWG: Yay! Ding ding…lets start the match between Shinobi Uchiha Sasuke, and tae kwon do master Jacob Cannotsayhimlastname. LET THE MATCH BEGIN!

Dark Ayslum: -whispers- who do you think will win?

SWG/ Dark Ayslum: umm…Jacob.

Janelle: OMG Sasuke-kun, are you ok!? -runs to Sasuke who is lying on the ground-

Jacob: Never mess with a Neji fan Uchiha! Review (Jacob doesn't say please) or I'll kick your ass!!

SWG: Uh…he didn't mean that -scratches head- (not really)