H'A'R'R'Y T'H'E F'A'M'A'S W'I'Z'A'R'D

You know padfoot and moony

And lily and James,

percy and Ron

And hermy and Krum.

But do you recall

The most famous wizard of all?

Harry the un-known wizard

(wizard)

Had a very strange scar

(like a lighten bolt)

And if you ever saw it

(saw it)

You would even say it blows

(like a wind pipe)

All of the other wizard

(wizard)

Used to laugh and call him names

(like potter boy )

They never let poor Harry

(Harry)

Play in any wizard games

(like wizard chest)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Voldie came to say

(baw ha ha )

Harry with your scar so weird

Won't you just die tonight?

Then all the wizards loved him

(loved him)

And they shouted out with glee

(yippee)

"Harry the boy that lived"

(that lived )

You'll go down in history!"

(like Dumbledore)

You'll go down in history!"

1.1.1 H'A'R'R'Y G'O'T R'U'N O'V'E'R B'Y A W'I'N'G'E'D H'O'R'S'E

Harry got run over by a winged-horse.

Walking home from my hunt Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Voldie,

but as for me and fang we believe.

he'd been drinking too much eggnog,

and we begged him not to go.

But he forgot to take that potion, and he

staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found him Christmas morning,

at the scene of the attack,

he had hoof-prints on her forehead,

and the incriminating dark mark on his back.

Now we're all so proud of Ron,

he's been taking this so well.

See him in there watching football,

drinking butter beer and

playing chest with ft Dudley.

It's not Christmas without Harry,

All the family's dressed in black

and we just can't help but wonder:

Should we open up his gifts,

or send them back?

Send them back!!

Now the goose is on the table

and the pudding made of fig

and the blue and silver candles

that would just have matched

the hair on Harry's wig.

I've warned all my

friends and neighbors

better watch out for yourselves,

they should never give a license

to a man who cast cures

and plays with elves all day.