BEATRIX LOST IN LIMBO!!!!!
By: Yuna Clendenen
You guys...don't ask..just review.

Yuna: this is short but i think its ok.

Garnet: What's it about?

Yuna: Beatrix in Limbo.

Garnet: Interesting...

Yuna: I know..it's sad.

Garent: Pretty much.

Yuna: Well its about to start..

Garnet: OH OK! I'm gonna go simulate my clitoris anyways!

Yuna: O.o....k. So, people reading..REVIEW THIS TRASHY CRAP! Thanx!
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Beatrix the werido freak is married to Adelbert Steiner.(figures) also they have 5 homly, smelly, bitchy, fatty kids. now Beatrix is on her way back to her house from the store.

Beatrix: (thinking out loud) oh i can't went to go home to my love. we were planning to make sweet love together down by the fireplace on a bearskin rug. ohh..i just hope he'll like the outfit that i bought myself for tonight, those edible, crotchless panties. and an extra pair for him. hee hee

it was about 8:oo pm when Beatrix walked in the house.

Beatrix: honey, Adelbert i am home.

Nothing

Beatrix: honey?...sweetie....are you home Mr.stokes?

Steiner(in the bedroom w/some goaning) ahhh...that's it...ahhh...just like that..ohh yeahh.....oh make hurt bitch...make it hurt!! Ahhhhhhh...

Beatrix: Adelbert?, is that you? are you jacking off again?

Beatrix slowing walked into the bedroom trying to make a dramatic entrance. when she open the door she realized that Steiner was with an.. an.. other woman. but not just any women... it was a female DOG. and not even their own dog. it was the neighbors.

Beatrix: ADELBERT!!! how could you. how could you sleep with a bitch. literally.

Steiner: Beatrix, i had to.. i mean you haven't given me any in this past 2 years. i was so horny i had to do SOMETHING. i mean i was at the point where i almost forgot how to have sex. god, this dog gives better fucking then you do.

Beatrix: huh? you really mean that?

Steiner: indeed i do, with all my love too. HEY, i rythme!!

Beatrix: so it came down to this....

slowly she pulled out a dildo from her lovers package and raised it high above her head.

Beatrix: i have nothing to live for now, so good bye.

Steiner: huh?

Beatrix shoved the dildo down her thoat making her choke to death.

Steiner: well, that's something you don't see every day. oh well, oh spot..spot come here, daddy has a special treat for you.

weeks has went by and just now alex realize that she is dead and in a strange place.

Beatrix: where the hell am i. (in a echo) hello...hello, is anybody here..here. what has happen...happen. oh no, i must be in LIMBO!! NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Beatrix is running up and down the blank white room like a mad monkey and prozac. knocking herself on the invisble walls and yacking her hair out.

Beatrix: AAAAHHHHHH. WHAT IN THE HELL DID I DID TO DESERVE THIS. ALL I DID WAS SHOVE A DILDO DOWN MY THROAT. IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME. AAAHHHH!!!! I JUST WANT MY SHELBY BACK.

63 years went by and Beatrix is still doing the god fucking same thing, only this time she is bald, her crotch is sore(from fingering herself so much) and now even bitchier. and just think this will go on forever and ever and ever.

THEND
REVIEW!!!

Zell:....

Yuna: GO AWAY!

Zell: OK OK! (runs off)

Yuna:..Christ!