Blond, Blue & Red
This will be a Naruto/Sekirei crossover.
Naruto will wing some Sekirei, but only him.
Naruto will not blindly trust the hokage, he will be friendly with him though, nor will he believe Iruka's so called change of heart.
Not really sure WHAT to do with the Kyuubi yet though.
Chapter 1. You'll poke your eye out
Shivering and miserable, Haihane pulls the tattered kimono closer as she huddles for warmth near an old run down apartment complex. "AH-CHOO! Sniff...this sucks..." Waking up in a strange new world was bad enough, but finding out that she was no longer winged almost put her into a shock induced coma. As fat salty tears fall from her puffy gray eyes, Haihane peers down to the strange weapons near her. "At least I have my claws..."
Trying to put the cold aside, Haihane wonders to herself why she stays near here, and more importantly why the site of the blond haired teen that lives in this shithole apartment makes her heart flutter and her soul burn in need. "Could you be...my ashikabi?"
(Line Break)
Walking back to the dumpy apartment the monkey gave him, Naruto looks down at the bags in his hands with a smile. "Brisket sandwiches cornbread and black eyed peas. (I hate Ramen) Mmm-mmm!"
Chuckling softly, Naruto sends a silent prayer to Big Mike, the big portly black man that has been helping Naruto with his food problems ever since he found Naruto.
(Flash back)
A small blond haired bundle of rags sifts through a trash bin behind a recently opened barbecue restaurant called Big Mikes Soul food and Barbecue. Stopping for a second, Naruto pokes his little chin and whispers. "Wonder what Sol food is?" "Well child, if your wondering what soul food is, all ya had ta do was come ask."
With a squeak of fright, Naruto hops into the air. Turning around, Naruto spy's the largest pair of grown ups he had ever seen in his life. Standing in the door way where Big Mike, and his wife Anna Marie (Big Mike stands at six feet eight and a hefty 300 lbs. Anna Marie, or Momma Anna was a shorter five eight and weighing in at one oh nine) "Ah...um...I'm sorry...I..." Seeing that the young boy looked like he was going to run for it, Mike bent down and smiled warmly to the boy.
"Well naw, don't you look a sight." Patting his head gently, Mike gestured to the kitchen, "What you think Momma? He look like he could use a meal?" Wiping the tears from her eyes at the site of the emaciated boy, Momma Anna scoops the boy up into a crushing bear hug. "OHH CHILD! You poor thing, we need to get you fed! Now you come with momma, she set you up right!"
(Flash Forward)
Twelve times, Mike and Anna tried to adopt Naruto TWELVE TIMES! But each time, 'something' would happen to the papers. "Fucking sneaky pricks..." Thinking of the 'great and honorable' council and his 'Jiji' Caused a scowl to appear on the blonds face. After awhile, they stopped trying, but Naruto was still unofficially adopted into Mike and Anna's family. Anna made SURE he ate the right foods, even if she had to threaten the shopkeepers with a meat cleaver to sell her what she wanted.
Naruto, after finding out that Mike was a former Jonin from Grass Country asked for training after showing them the so-called materials the academy gave him. After trashing a table full of Academy teachers, and breaking the nose of a dolphin faced chunin, Mike drug Naruto to the nearest training ground,
With the right foods, and the training that Big Mike gave him, Naruto stood at high Chunin levels. His trouble with the bushin no jutsu was solved by Mike teaching him a lightning style version of the jutsu. The strangest revelation was his chakra affinity's.
(Small flash back)
"What's this sensei?" Naruto asks with a slight confused tone as he looks at the slips of paper that Mike thrust into his hands. "Well Naruto, these are called chakra paper. With it you should be able to determine what affinity's you might have." Mike chuckled as Naruto looked even more confused. "Just watch." Channeling his chakra into the paper causes it to become damp like it was dumped into a bucket of water.
"Sugoi! That so cool sensei!" Mike grins wildly. "Why don't you try Naruto. As Naruto focused hard into his task, the paper had two very special reactions. One side was drenched with water, while the other crinkled into a ball. "Um...sensei...what does this mean?" Mike only lets a low whistle. "Boy, looks like YOU got your self a kekkei genkai. Cause that result usually means Storm Release."
(Flash forward)
Mike, Anna, and Naruto decided to hide his training from the hokage and the council, if they had wind that Naruto had storm release they might try and put him into a breeding program. Thinking on that notion Naruto shuddered slightly. "Like hell I'd want to do that.."
(Line break)
Haihane was jerked awake by the sound of a familiar voice cursing aloud, and the smell of something DELICIOUS. "Growl! Groan!" Patting her empty tummy gently, Haihane licked her lips lightly. Peeking out from a corner, Haihane, spotted Naruto and a slight blush spread across her cheeks.
Standing at a respectable five eleven and dressed in a tattered pair of overalls cut off just below the knee with a strange orange and red robe tied to his leg, Haihane couldn't help but drool slightly at the sight of his unclothed chest. "He's so...hot..."
(Naruto's dressed in a variation of Jecht's clothes from ff12 but without the giant J tattoo)
"WHO'S THERE!" Haihane squeaked in alarm causing her to tumble out from her peaking spot. "Um...uh...I..." Poor Haihane's face turned a deep maroon from embarrassment, and the color was deepening as Naruto came closer. "GROAN!" The loud rumbling of Haihane's stomach broke the tension of the moment. "Heh...you hungry?" Haihane nods in agreement. "Come on up then, Momma always gives me more then I can eat alone."
(Line Break)
Naruto cant help but chuckle as the strangely dressed girl literally inhales Momma's barbecue. "So, what should I call you, besides bandages?" Haihane scowls slightly but then chuckles softly as soon as she realizes Naruto's only playing with her. "M-My names...Haihane.." "That's a very pretty name, Haihane-chan. You can call me Naruto."
Naruto reaches out with a friendly hand. "Uh...s-sure...N-naruto-kun.." The second Haihane's hand makes contact with Naruto, an almost orgasmic wave of pleasure and relief washes over her. "I...I've finally found you," Haihane drops the food and crawls towards Naruto. "My...Ashikabi.." Naruto's eyes enlarge in suprise as Haihane leaned closer and kissed him on the lips, but his suprise was washed away as a feeling of RIGHTNESS filled his body.
Naruto's arm snaked around Haihane's slim waist and gently pulled her into his lap, opening his eyes slightly, he was alarmed as two large wings made of a strange energy sprouted from her back, but the idea of asking her ANY questions became a moot point as soft snoreing sounds came from the slim bodied woman curled into his lap. "Who are you Haihane-chan..."
(Line Break)
Hiruzen Sarutobi was a practal man, he didnt HATE Naruto per-say, but he had to make sure that he was loyal to the village. Deciding to keep him from being adopted by Big Mike was a drastic manuver which cost him the trust of the boy, but it was nessecary to keep him attached to the Namikaze and Uzumaki lines, though with each passing year and how Naruto seemed to hate just about EVERYONE in his class at the acadamey was proveing difficult.
"Huuuh...Naruto, what am I going to do with you." Thankfully he was social with the Aburame heir Shina. "The Marrage Contract with the Aburame clan seems to be the ONLY one you may honor. Using his teloscoping Jutsu, Sarutobi spyed the strange sight of Naruto meeting and eventually winging Haihine.
Recognising the strange sight for what it is, a binding ritual, Sarutobi smiled softly. "Well now Naruto, looks like you just solved my problem with the odd number of genin this year. Pulling out a few forms, Sarutobi chuckled as he wrote out his plan. "That preening little fool Kakashi will pitch a fit at this, but Naruto might forgive my inaction with him."
Sarutobi had been watching Haihane for sometime, and noticed how she held herself as a warrior, and the seeming affection she held for the young Uzumaki, but for the life of him, he couldnt think of a way to use this to help the boy, until he had witnessed the strange event.
(Line break)
sitting up with a groan, Naruto noticed that Haihane had seemingly wandered off. Walking into the only other room, besides the bathroom in the small apartment, Naruto smiled slightly as he noticed Haihane-chan polishing a strange set of claws. "Yo, sleep well?" Haihane looks up and gives him a half lidded and slightly lazy grin. "Better then I have in a long time, Thank you Naruto-kun" Naruto smiles softly at her words. "It's ok, but I think we need to talk about those wings and this whole ashikabi thing." Haihane nods in understanding. "Sure, I suppose it is a little weird and all-" A loud knocking breaks Haihane's train of thought. "Uzumaki-san, you and your guest are needed in the hokage's office asap."