Randominity.
"Uh," was all Devi could say when she walked into the living room. "What's up?" Danny smiled. "Hey Dev, didn't know you were gonna come today." Tom added. She was still dumbstruck.
"Dev, you okay?" asked Harry.
"Uh.. Yeah yeah." Devi recovered. "But--"
"But what?"
"Why is Dougie in a police uniform?" she asked. "And where'd he get it?"
"It looks good on him actually." Danny commented. "Shows his cute butt."
"The. Hell..?" Devi was speechless yet again. Dougie finally noticed her. He suddenly turned more hyper. "You!" he shouted very power-ish-ly. "Me?" she bobbed her head, showing confusion. "Her?" The rest of McFly chorused. "Yes." Dougie repeated. "YOU." He dashed to her and posed with one of those dance moves where the guy lowers the girl a bit. "You, Babe, have the right to remain luscious and everything you say WILL be the reason for my joy." He grinned.
Devi had a look on that was confused or grossed out or maybe both. "Where'd he get that line?" she asked.
"Maybe from Tom." Danny guessed. "He says the cheesiest and lamest line, don't cha know." He snickered. "Ow!" he cried when Tom hit him. "That hurt!" he whined. "Good." Tom smiled, obviously contented.
"You dukes are ruining the moment!" Dougie complained loudly. "Sorry, Doug." Harry shuddered. He faced Devi again. "Anyway, where were we?" he asked.
This was totally freakishly new. "Oh. I know a kiss!" he exclaimed quite kiddish. "Devinita Q. Hendricks--"
"I didn't know Dev was Devinita." Danny thought aloud."You. Are. Ruining. The. Moment!" Dougie grinded his teeth. "Eh..? Just move on." Said Tom.
"Ergh." He glared. "Fine." He faced Devi again and then leaned forward, closer to her face. Their lips were only inches away then... "RAA! RAA! BOOM! RAA! RAAAA!" they heard someone shout. Much to Dougie's shock, he dropped Devi to the ground. "Oof. Dougie." She glared from the carpeted floor.
"Ooh. So close." Danny shook his head in disappointment. "Tsk. Tsk."
"SHUT UP!" Dougie shouted in frustration.
"The least you can do is help me up." Devi pointed out.
NOTE: The position pictured in my head is so funny. Devi fell to the floor, right? Before she fell, Dougie was holding her in a pose, right?? So now, Devi was half-lying on the floor in between Dougie's legs. Hehe. Moving on.
"Oh yeah. Keii." Dougie said, helping her up. "Thank you." Devi replied, dusting off the dust that wasn't there.
"Waiit. Devi, you promised me to help me with that thing today." Danny whined. "Oh yeah. That's why I came." She muttered. "Well, come on to your room then!" Devi declared. "Oh yey!" Danny squealed like a little girl. She and Danny disappeared up the stairs.
"First, that's my line, Jones!" he called after them. "Second: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY GIRL!!" He ran up the stairs. "AWAY!"
"Ack! Dougie!" Devi shouted. Ooh. So close. :D
End.