My 16th fanfic! I'm proud of myself! It sucks… but… you're the judge of that!
Shadow was in his mansion… he was sitting on a chair, staring at the full moon. Oh, Maria… in 5 days… it'll be my 'birth'day… if that's what you want to call it… that's the first time I saw you… You were so happy to make a new friend…especially up in space… Shadow sighed. Maria, I wish you'd come back… your kindness haunts my dreams… making me remember all the good times with you…
He looked at his digital clock. 12:01… Now it's only 4 more days until my birthday… I should go to sleep…
The next day…Shadow opened his eyes. He fell asleep on the chair he was on last night. He yawned. He walked outside and looked at his mail. One from… Amy Rose?
"Why the HELL did the pink menace mail me?" Shadow asked himself.
There was also one from Eggman. "What the hell? He could have sent an e-mail… for a crazy scientist… all I see is the crazy part…" Shadow said.
Back inside…He opened the letter from Amy Rose. "I'm having a birthday party in 4 days! It's going to be in Rouge's house! Yay, I'm turning 13! You're invited!" it read.
"Oh, great… now I share a 'birth'day with Amy?" Shadow asked.
He opened the letter from Eggman. "I'm going to finish my doomsday device in 4 days! It's pinpointed at Rouge's house! Yay, I'm getting my revenge! You're invited!" it read.
"Aww… isn't that nice… they actually care for me…… now I don't care…"
Wait, Shadow… think about it… everybody will be at Rouge's in 4 days… Eggman will destroy everyone there in 4 days… Wait… I want to be at both places at once… I could use Chaos Control… over and over… so… I could watch them all suffer… and get free food on the same day!
Funny! I'm only continuing this… after I get 5 non-flame reviews!