Okay... Just a random one-shot I came up with when I was watching the videos about what Jade hates *again*... ;P I hope you'll like it!
~Kelly~
People Jade Hates
Jade's POV:
I entered my room holding a cup of coffee, as always. I left the cup on my desk and lay on my bed. I was observing the ceiling, as I didn't know what to do. Suddenly, I came up with the idea. A video for the ... Why not? But what kind of video?
Things I love? I don't have many things that I love actually...
Interviews with tots? What about it? But I don't know what to ask them...
Maybe I could make another video about stuff I hate... Yeah, I could talk about the thing I hate the most in my life... Beck. Wait, Beck isn't a thing... Even thought he acts like a bag of stones... Whatever... Maybe I could make a video about people I hate... Yeah, I could say why I hate Beck so much...
I took a sip of my coffee and grabbed my camera from the cupboard. I placed it on the desk and sat on the bed opposite of it. I took a sheet of paper under my bed and a permanent marker from the desk. I wrote quickly on the paper the name of this segment. 'People I Hate'... I turned the camera on.
I took a deep breath. "Okay... I was just bored and I thought of making a new video. This video is gonna be about people I hate. And believe me... I hate a lot of people..." I added.
"Oh! I almost forgot." I paused and took the paper. "I have a sign for you." I showed the 'sign' at the camera smiling bitterly. "Yeah... I used only a sheet of paper and I permanent marker. I know... It's fabulous..." I commented sarcastically.
I shook my head. "Okay... Let's start... First of all, I hate Beck." I stated. "Do you hear this Beck? I hate you! Okay? I can't understand how could you not open the stupid door! I mean... You said you loved me, right?" I stopped and inhaled, trying to calm down. "The way you broke up with me was the worst way to break up with someone! You should have better dumped me with a text... And then... you tried to kiss Vega! And that's why I hate you." I finished.
I took another sip of my coffee and continued, "Also, I have the Vega sisters.
The older Vega, Trina, is a psycho girl... A big-head girl with no feelings. She kissed Beck a week after my break-up with him... She thinks she's beautiful and talented... But she's only a stupid girl." I paused and took a deep breath.
"The younger Vega sister, Tori, is a princess. She's Miss Perfect, like, her name must be Tori Perfect Vega. She takes the lead roles, she sings better than everyone... Ugh! I just can't take it! Tori, if you're looking at me right now, do people a favor and fall from a cliff, okay? Thanks." I paused. "Oh! Also, another reason why I hate Tori, is the fact that she said one of the words I hate the most in front of me. We were trapped in Beck's RV, I had just sweated, I was very hot and thirsty, and she said the word moist! I wanted to punch her in the face so bad... But I was too tired and thirsty to do so... Who cares if her tongue is moist or not, I mean... no one asked her!" I exclaimed angrily.
"And don't forget Beck. I hate him. He acts like a complete jerk. We broke up some months ago and he had already kissed Trina two times, he tried to kiss Tori two times and he has evey day a new date! Are we serious?" I sighed and took a sip of my coffee.
"Then, another person I hate, is Robbie. That freakish weird boy who uses make-up and has a puppet to flirt... Ugh... I can't stand being in the same room with Robbie for more than two hours... You know... I still hate him from that Robarazzi thing... He may be a good singer, but his songs are... weird. Like, do you remember the Diddly-Bops? Oh my God... I'm trying to forget that experience... Whatever, he wrote a song for kids about broken glass." I rolled my eyes. "Is there any normal person who thinks that a song about broken glass is appropriate for 4-year-olds?" I asked the camera...
"Also, I hate Beck. Did I mention him? It doesn't matter if I did. I hate him. I could understand that our relationship was done a long time ago... When Miss Perfect told him to kiss her in front of the whole class, and me. He said only 'Little weird...' and then he continued saying 'Let's do this'..." I mocked Beck's voice. "I mean... Is there a boy who loves his girlfriend and accepts kissing another girl in front of his sexy and beautiful girlfriend? I don't think so Beck!" I shouted.
I sighed and continued talking... "Okay... Who else do I hate? Did I mention Festus? No? Okay... I also hate Festus. That guy made us go to the stupid Yerba for vacation. And Yerba was on war condition! Worst vacation ever! We were forced to perfom to their blind king, or whatever he was, and Miss Perfect went to prison." I paused and smiled victoriously. "Well... Actually, that was nice... But then Robbie killed the king's octopus and we all went to prison with Tori. And the worst part was the fact that we had Robbie with us, at the girls' side..." I raised my pierced eyebrow. "That means a lot, right?" I chuckled.
"So... I hate Beck!" I said smiling bitterly. "Okay? I can't stand in the same place with him for a long time... After our break-up he stands up for everyone except for me. When Cat left me without eyebrows, he protected her and he helped Andre tie me at the table with handcuffs. When that earthquake occured, he protected Cat. Really? Really Beck?" I finished my coffee and took a deep breath to continue.
"Whatever... Okay... Now, I'm gonna tell you about another one I hate..." I paused and narrowed my eyes. "Sinjin." I muttered. "I'm serious. That guy is a nightmare! I have my personal stalker! When I was dating Beck..." I stopped. "When I was dating Beck Sinjin was too scared to bother me just like he does now..." I looked at my hands. "You know... Yesterday, I caught him into my bathroom." I stated. "He was smelling my shampoo!" I shouted.
"Okay... That's the end of this video. I'm hungry and I can't sit here and think of people I hate just to entertain you!" I told to the camera sarcastically. "So, bye." I muttered and turned the camera off.
I threw the remote control of the camera at the desk and lay on my bed.
I hate Beck so much...
Oh yeah... We got it... She hates Beck. :D Now, if you liked it, or not, please REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW and tell me yout opinion!