Four Graceful Men at a Table:
Or Why Kaiba Hates Meetings.
I am Seto Kaiba. The Seto Kaiba and these morons are driving me insane. Today I have the upmost pleasure of spending time with Siegfried von Schroder, Maximillion Pegasus and Dartz whatever his last name is. I think they are all gay. Really, gay, and hitting on me. Because I am Seto Kaiba, yes. I am not gay, I like dueling. Get it right fangirls. So I'm sitting here and they're all late. I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE LATE FOR KAIBA. And any other people that disrespect Kaiba. I am Kaiba by the way. So Pegasus shows up first, three hours after they were supposed to be here.
And he says "Hi Kaiba-boy."
I am not a freaking boy. What is he into shotacon or something? I mean he's totally hitting on me. Gahh! Icky old man. Oh and then the Schroder freak shows up and he all like flowers. And I don't care about the flowers. Finally Dartz shows up.
"I brought my minions." Dartz announces.
Great that means Dartz brought his Man-Whore, The Whore and The Little Bitch. Oh, and his wall of meat. Great.
"'ello Kaiba." Man-Whore says.
"Yeah hi Kaiba." Meat Wall says.
"Is Katsuya here?" The Whore asks.
"No, no he isn't here. I am not his boyfriend nor his keeper find him yourself you washed-up slut!"
And oh for the love of god I think I said that aloud.
"Die, you bastard! You haven't returned my calls. Fuck you!" The Little Bitch screeches.
"Yeah well I'm not going to talk to you unless you agree that I'm the Seme." I answer.
Silence. And Schroder laughs at me. And Pegasus also laughs at me. I hate my life. I'm very lonely. Mokuba doesn't count as family or a friend. My friends are at this table and so is my boyfriend. What the fuck is wrong with me? And 'cause Schroder's a douche, he walks over to my Little Bitch and gives him a red rose saying that its beauty cannot compare to his. And I just stand there. He really just did that. Who the fuck does that?
"A Herr Kaiba, your Amelda is quite radiant, may I borrow him one time?" Schroder asks.
The Little Bitch freaking giggles at that. What kind of man GIGGLES? I look around. Oh, yeah, that's right. They're the type of men. Fuck it. And I stand up and walk over to Schroder and I punch him. Schroder spins round throws his jacket off and … he's ripped. Not ripped ripped, but muscular. More muscular than me. And he beats the ever loving crap out of me. He would have fucking killed me if Meat Wall hadn't dragged him off. And then The Little Bitch shoots with me a damn Berretta. What the fuck? Why the fuck? And Man-Whore grabs Little Bitch and slaps him and they take me to the hospital.
And Dartz won't pay my medical bills. He says I deserved it. I don't even remember why I asked HIM here. Fuck. I remember Man-Whore, Meat Wall and The Little Bitch look like male models. And so does Dartz. And they aren't giving Kaiba the time of day. Not like Kaiba's gay. No siree. Changing the subject. Schroder apparently asked my boyfriend out on a date and he said yes. God, it's so disgusting. If I didn't know any better I would say that they were lesbians. Not gay guys. I'm scared. What if they plan to destroy me and the Pharaoh, or worse … Kaiba Corp? And then add it to Schroder Corp. That would be a fate worse than death itself.
And on the way back to my mansion they have a sing-along. I don't want to sing-along. And I have to sit in the back with The Whore and Meat Wall. Who are staring each other to death. Oh and The Little Bitch and Schroder are in the back of the back, kissing. I hate my life. And we get back and they leave and I relax when I get a call from Jounochi.
" Were here to talk with you about your BEWD. Remember how I was supposed to watch it? Funny thing …"
Fuck it. I hate my life.