Author's Note: I have just finished my sophomore year of college and I am home for the summer. Now that I have made that announcement, here is the second: I am going to be taking a brief hiatus from Chronicles of Zulu and going to try and enjoy my summer vacation before I start summer classes. Now in order to keep you people entertained I am going to release one of the original scripts from the online series "Base AB" which never got off the ground. Now be advised, this was written almost two years ago and we (my friends and I) were going to voice the characters. So if it's crap compared to what I'm writing currently, that's why. Now the character descriptions for the characters will be short and stupid. Kingpin is the leader of the small group. He's laid back (sometimes too laid back) but he takes care of his team. Kingpin wears Mark V armor. He is voiced by Reed Granger. Sandman is a former communist soldier who took to booze and cheap women after Russia lost the war. He is loyal, honorable, and an excellent soldier...when he is sober. Sandman wears EOD armor. He is voiced by Brian White. Monk is a sniper who might have hit his head once or twice as a child, but is a decent shot. Monk wears Operator armor. I voice this character. Hawkeye is the only sane one of the team and is made fun of because of this. Hawkeye wears the Pilot armor He is voiced by Daniel Weaver. Twitch is...well...you'll see. Twitch wears CQC armor. He is "voiced" by Zach Waser. Hope you guys enjoy and I'll be back.

"Good ol' Times"

(Opens on a black screen)

Sandman: I've run out of booze!

(suddenly a screen comes up with the date 4/12/56 and a record button, showing Sandman who is breathing heavy)

Sandman: Day two with no alcohol (black screen reappears with "Reed Granger" in white letters) I'm seeing things! I'm losing my mind! No, I'm gonna pull it together. (Same screen with "John Shields" in white letters) My commie training prepared me for this!

(Screen goes black again but the same screen a day later, except with Monk doing the journal log)

Sandman: (background) MMMMMOOOORRRRRGGGGG!

(Black screen with "Brian White" in white letters)

Monk: Day three of Sand going dry, aaannnddd (screen with "Zach Waser and Daniel Weaver" in white letters)

Sandman: Morg find food!

Kingpin: Sand, that's a fucking gun put it- (sounds of a plasma repeater going off as Sandman begins to shrill)

Monk: Sand's gone primitive. (Blank screen "Caisson Productions presents") On a good note, we have a new rookie coming today.

Sandman: Morg find mate!

Hawkeye: Why is he holding a dead prostitute?

Kingpin: Something's never change, bro.

Monk: The good ole times are back.

Twitch: (gargles)

(Blank screen as the "Base AB" logo drops in from above as "Timestretch" plays as credits roll

A Caisson Productions Series

Produced by Reed Granger, John Shields, and Brian White

Written by John Shields and Brian White

Edited by Zach Waser and Daniel Weaver

Directed by Reed Granger

(Credits end)

(Opens on Monk and Kingpin talking in the lobby)

Monk: Soooo, what happened all of Sand's booze?

Kingpin: Workers went on strike or something.

(Sandman is heard screaming)

Monk: Sounds bad.

Kingpin: Mhm.

(A spartan in Mark V armor is behind Kingpin holding two bags)

Spartan: ummm excuse me? Is this Outpost Alpha Bravo?

(Kingpin turns around)

Kingpin: Yeah. You the new rookie?

Spartan: Yes sir, Cpl. David Stevenson. (he begins to salute but Kingpin stops him)

Kingpin: It's okay, no need to sir me, you will learn eventually.

Stevenson: Ok.

Monk: Also, you need a nickname. We never go by our real names. Hmmmmm.

Kingpin: You'll be...(suddenly a dub step ringtone is heard)

Kingpin and Monk: Robo!

Kingpin: Just stick your bags in a room on the third floor.

Robo: Okay (he walks away)

Monk: Oh shit! We didn't warn him about Sand!

Kingpin: FU-

(Cuts to Robo walking down a hallway, he hears Sandman grunting)

Robo: Huh? (He glances into Sandman's room to find Sand naked except for his helmet and a cloth covering his crotch) What the hell?

Sandman: You food? (Glaring at Robo)

Robo: Uhhh no?

Sandman: (grunting) You mate?

Robo: Nope.

Sandman: Morg demand gift. (he crawls over to Robo and grabs his pistol)

Robo: ummm that's not yours.

Sandman: Morg take this. Back to Morg's first wife. She love Morg. (He crawls back to his room, Robo just stands there)

Robo: What the fuck? (He slowly walks away, then screaming is heard. Robo goes to investigate. He finds Hawkeye and Twitch arguing)

Hawkeye: So if Scarlett Johansson came to your door in a bikini oiled up asking for whipped cream you wouldn't take that opportunity for some tail?

Twitch: (gargles and grunts)

Hawkeye: So what if it may have an STD? That's what condoms are for!

Twitch: (more gargling)

Hawkeye: You make a good point with Mila Kunis, but still!

(Robo just walks away)

Robo: This place is fucked up.

(He puts his bags down)

Robo: Okay, time to ask for my fir-

Monk: Fore!

(A grenade is heard exploding)

(Cuts to Monk and Kingpin holding grenade launchers)

Kingpin: You sure this game is safe?

Monk: Of course, grenade golf is fun!

Robo: What the fuck?!

Kingpin: Aim for Sand's room.

Monk: Sure thing. (He launches another grenade)

Robo: This place is nuts!

Kingpin: Calm down, rookie. You'll be dead by the 4th episode.

(Explosion)

Robo: Wha?!

Sandman: Morg no like! Morg feel bad!

(Screen goes black)

Monk: Suck it up, pussy!

Robo: I'm so fucked...