EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
DAFFODIL
VS
MITTENS
BEGIN
[DAFFODIL]
HEY LITTLE MITTENS I'M GANNA TEACH YOU A LESSON
WHEN YOU HANG OUT WITH BOLT THAT MEANS YOUR A LESBIAN
YOU ARE WORST THAN RHINO AND YOU ARE DIRTY
I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO GET FUCKING CLEAN
YOU'RE A CUNT WHEN IT COME TO HELPING BOLT OUT
HE A JERK AND HE DOESN'T HAVE A SHITTY COW
YOUR MOVIE IS THE WORST ONE OF EVERY DOG MOVIE
WHEN CLIFFORD COME HE WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING PUSSY
[MITTENS]
OH GET LOST YOU BITCHY SLUTTY BUNNY
ALL YOU EVER CARE ABOUT IS EATING AND SLEEPING
YOU'RE JEALOUS OF CLIFFORD BECAUSE HE STOLE EMILY
LET ME GIVE YOU AN ADVICE WHY DON'T YOU KILL HIM PLEASE
YOU'RE LIKE SLEEPY BUEATY WITH NO HYPER TONE
WHEN BOLT COMES BACK AND YOU WILL GET BONED
IN FACT I AM WAY MORE COOLER THAN FLO AND ZO
YOUR RATING ON YOUR SHOW IS WAY FUCKING LOW
[DAFFODIL]
HEY DON'T TALK BACK UNLEAST I DON'T GIVE A CRAP
WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH BOLT IT WILL BE A FIRST RAP
RHINO IS A JERK AND BOLT CAN BE A JACKASS
BOLT IN LOVE WITH THAT BITCH LIKE PENNY YOU DUMBASS
YOU COULDN'T EVEN TELL BOLT THAT HE HAD NO SUPERPOWER
BUT YOU SPEND YOUR LIVE IN THE ALLEY IN THE GARBAGE SURE
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT BUNNY IS BETTER THAN CATS
EVEN BETTER THAN MY FRIENDS AND THAT WILL BE A TASK
[MITTENS]
OH QUIT YOUR WHINNING YOUR SHOW SUCK TOO
YOU DIDN'T EVEN APPEAR IN BIG RED DOG TOO
THAT BECAUSE YOUR A SLUT AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
THAT IT THE TIME FOR YOU TO GET BONED
GO BACK TO PBS WITH ALL THE GIRLY DO
LIKE SAGWA CASSIE ROSIE TESSIE BEAR AND DW
I DON'T NEED YOUR FASHION I'M GOING NOW
BOLT NEED ME AND NOW IT GOODBYE FOR NOW
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE