Heero sat down hard. "He what??" he looked up at Quatre. His eyes filled with tears. "You heard me, Heero." Heero started to sob. Quatre himself looked close to tears. "Well, what are we going to do??" "I don't know. This is absolutely terrible." "Hey guys, have you seen Duo?" Heero and Quatre looked up at Wufei and Trowa, their eyes full of tears. ".No.he-" "Yeah." They all sat and stared into their coffee cups. "So, how did it happen?" "He just.went to the mall, and there was.this store!" "It's.it's awful." ".The scissors.everywhere." Quatre broke down in sobs. "I never told him.how I felt.now I never will."heero broke down in sobs. "He really was.a good friend." Wufei broke down in sobs. ".." Trowa thought about breaking down in sobs. Then duo walked into the room. Everybody took one look at him, and then passed out. "What? What's wrong?" Duo asked, flipping back his mullet.

The moral of the story: if you have long, gorgeous chestnut brown hair, do not get a mullet.