AN: This is my first "proper" NCIS story, so feedback/reviews would be appreciated.

"Tony, Tony." Ziva called her boyfriend of almost two years. "My little hairy butt." She tried again.

"Huh?" He had been distracted.

"You have been distracted. You were paying no attention to the Bond movie. What is wrong with you?" She inquired.

"Nothing." He said slowly.

She only raised an eyebrow.

"It's nothin' Zee-vah, really."

"Tony…"

"It's just that… I've heard… things."

"Things?" She repeated.

"Yeah."

"What things?" She asked again.

"Things, you know… just people… saying things."

She breathed deeply. Sometimes Tony got on her nerves.

"Ok. What do this people say?"

"It's not really important."

"Tony!"

He looked at her and swallowed.

"They… call us… Tiva."

She blinked. "Tiva?"

"Yeah, you know, like Tony and Ziva… Tiva."

"Ok… so?"

"So? I mean, they call us Tiva, Tiva; can you believe it?"

She opened her mouth to answer but closed it again.

"Yeah, that's what I did too." Tony told her as he saw what she did.

"But, what is the problem?" She asked him slowly.

"What is the problem? You're asking me what's the problem?"

"Yes."

"The problem is that they have too much free time if they can come up with nicknames for us. The problem is that they're always talking about us. The problem is that we are the only ones with nickname as a couple. The problem is…" He trailed off. "Well, I think that's it." He added.

"Tony." She laughed. "We are not the only ones with a nickname, and we cannot do anything about their free time; as for them always talking about us; you have to understand that we did take a long time for this" she gestured between them, "to happen."

"Yeah, but it's been two years Zee-vah." He replied. "Two years. A lot of things have happened in two years. Like McGee and Abby getting back together, breaking up, and going back together again. And it's not like they call them… I don't know, McAbby." He gestured with his hands.

Ziva giggled and Tony looked at her puzzled.

"What?" He said.

"You stuck the nail on the head."

"Huh? It's 'hit the nail on the head'. And why do you say that?"

She ignored his first comment and continued.

"Because we are not the only ones with a nickname. People do call Tim and Abby, McAbby."

He blinked.

"Are you serious?"

She nodded.

"Ohhh… well, then I guess it doesn't matter." And he went back to watch the Bond movie.

She rolled her eyes.

'What am I going to do with him?' She thought.

AN: So? What do you think? I'm not sure about the result…