Real Talk
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: You know, I always wondered how the bosses in Metroid would interact with each other. Just seems out there that they would shot the breeze with each other. At least before Samus came and ruin everything, as usual.
Ridley and Kraid were both having a nice chat with each other in Kraid's lava room, with Kraid resting in the hot, molten red magma while Ridley was flapping his giant, purple wings, just the two of them being in the room together.
"So, how are you doing, Kraid?" Ridley asked as he moved his purple scrawny arms about. "It has been quite a while since I last saw you recently."
Kraid scratched his stomach with his right giant claw. "Oh, you know. Just chilling in the hot, molten magma, waiting to get my butt blasted by Samus."
Ridley nodded his head as he folded his lanky arms together. "Ahh, so I see things are going quite fine."
Kraid murmured as he nodded his head in response. "Indeed, they are. And you?"
Ridley rubbed the back of his head with his right hand. "Well... I'm trying to get my space pirates to carry on my legacy when I'm eventually reduced to rubble, but they're being complete idiots. Worse yet, they can't even farm Metroids and copy them."
"Tell me, why do you want the Metroids again?" Kraid asked, his left claw on his chin as he blinked.
As Ridley was about to explain, he was blasted in the back of the head by a charged shot. Though not effective, it was enough to make Ridley turn around, seeing Samus Aran standing on the platform leading into the boss room. Ridley and Kraid sighed as they rolled their eyes.
"Great, it's the annoying slut herself." Ridley commented as he folded his purple arms together.
Kraid patted Ridley on the right shoulder. "You go on ahead, Ridley. I'll handle this idiot." He chuckled as he touched his giant claws together. "I've been developing a new tactic to help defend me better..."
Ridley nodded, flying out of the magma room as Samus jumped off the platform running towards Krain, firing shots at the giant green lizard like monster, who wasn't fazed in the slightest as he roared loudly, slashing at Samus, effectively hitting her with his giant, sharp claws.
