A/N: Sorry the opener is short!

Chapter One: The Girl Who is NOT MY Babysitter

My mom hired Sarah to babysit Jane. Not me. Technically she didn't even hire SARAH. She originally hired Erica who ended up ditching.

Enough explanation. Moving on.

Benny and I sit in my room playing Super Mario Kart on the Wii I got for my birthday when I turned 14. I know, I know, it took me 2 years to get it hooked up and that's not very me, but I got into this XBox game called Zombies Vs. Aliens. And once I beat the first one, the creators came out with 4 more.

"I'm totally gonna kick your butt!" Benny says, spinning the Wii wheel slightly but twisting his body around wildly.

"No way, man!" I said back. "Yoshi and his motorcycle are gonna kick YOUR butt!"

"What?" he sounded shocked. "Like, WTF, dude! Koopa Troopa's bullet bike is ten times better and faster than Yoshi's average motorcycle!"

"Then why did I just get first place?"

"Because Yoshi SUCKS as—" he looked at the screen and his OMYGOSH! face was back. "What? How? Why? Aaagh!"

"That's what you get for taking smack on the legendary Yoshi!"

"C'mon!" Benny scoffed. "He's a stupid dinosaur!"

"It's better than him being a turtle."

"Turtles are amazing!"

"Turtles are weird and awkward!"

"That's why they're amazing!"

"Uhmmm...uh?"

Benny and I turned to see Sarah standing there. I threw my contoler onto the ground and stood up.

"Sarah. Hi," I said nervously.

"Uh... Yeah. Sorry to interrupt your geek fest, but we have a problem."

Benny and I follow her downstairs.

"What's the problem?" Benny asks. "Not another 'Debbie Dazzle' I hope." He laughs.

"That was NOT funny!" Sarah says.

"Yeah, Rory is still heartbroken," I said.

We get downstairs and there are about a million dolls... That are exactly the same. They completely filled up the living room and kitchen. To make things worse, the dolls were those creepy robotic ones that remind you of Chucky.

"HOLY CRAP!"Benny and I both exclaimed at the same time.

"What happened?" Benny asked.

"I don't know spellmaster," Sarah replied sarcastically.

"Oh NO!" Benny ran back to my room. I followed. He was searching through his backpack.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!" Benny was muttering to himself. He turned to look at Sarah and I. "My spell book isn't in here!"

"What? I never heard Jane come in here," I say.

"You guys were too busy being dorks," Sarah said.

"Hey!" I shouted, offended.

"Ethan, it IS true," Benny said.

"Whatever. Fix this!"Sarah demanded.

We all go downstairs.

Jane is overwhelmed with blonde dolls asking her if she's hungry

"Hey do you wanna read a mag? Ooh we can take the FRIEND quiz!"

All Jane was saying was, "Uhm. Uhm. Uh. Uh. Err. Err. Eh. Uhm. Uh. Well. Err."

All the dolls replied with, "Sorry didn't catch that! What did you say?" and "Are you going to answer?"

Very demanding dolls these things were.

"Jane! What happened?" I yelled.

"I found Benny's spell book and I didn't want Amazing Allison to be alone so I duplicated her. I only wanted one more doll! Not a hundred more!" Jane cried.

"So what do we do?" I asked Benny. One of the Allison's answered,"How 'bout we grab a smoothie?"

I looked at doll and tossed it across the room.

"I dunno," Benny replied.

"What do you mean you don't know? You're supposed to known spells!"

"I only know the ones that involve good things happening to me!"

"Aggh!"

About an hour later, Benny was still flipping through his book.

"Guys! I just heard doors! I think your parents are home!" Sarah shouted.

"Crap!"

"Quick! Jane what was that spell you said to turn your Debbie Dazzle back to a doll?" Benny asked.

"Uhm..."

The doorknob was turning and she quickly said the spell.

All the Allison's disappeared. Oh thank God.

I was standing there. In my room. Looking at Sarah.

"Ethan," she said.

"Yes?"

Her voice lowered to a whisper. "Kiss me."

So I went to.

But I woke up.

That's weird. I thought. I've never had a dream like that...