The Energizer Bunny
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! A little girl (lets call her Suzie) looked out her window and saw a rather large and very pink bunny wearing sunglasses and beating a drum. It was the Energizer Bunny.
"Wow! My very own pink bunny!" She shouted. As little Suzie went outside to look at "her" new bunny, she noticed something scary: a big battery was protruding from its back. But being a child from an odd family herself, she shrugged off the small detail.
"Hey bunny! What's your name?" asked Suzie
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Suzie was beginning to think the bunny was very rude. But Suzie really wanted to talk to the pink bunny. So she started to walk beside it. But that wasn't easy. The bunny moved very fast and it was hard to keep up with it. Suzie began to run.
"Wait up pink bunny!" she called. Boom! Boom! Boom! The bunny began to beat the drum faster, as it was it's prime source of speed. Suzie ran faster and faster. Finally Suzie had had enough. She was tired of playing this game.
"Hey you stupid bunny! Stop! I said Stop!" Screamed Suzie. Some of the neighbors were getting a little worried about little Suzie. I mean, it's not every day that you see a little girl chasing after a pink bunny and screaming at it.
Suzie began to scream at the bunny even more. All of a sudden, the Energizer Bunny stopped and turned around. Then he started chasing little Suzie. Suzie began to scream. To this day you can still see the energizer bunny chasing a little girl named Suzie.
The moral? Don't chase strange pink bunnies.
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! A little girl (lets call her Suzie) looked out her window and saw a rather large and very pink bunny wearing sunglasses and beating a drum. It was the Energizer Bunny.
"Wow! My very own pink bunny!" She shouted. As little Suzie went outside to look at "her" new bunny, she noticed something scary: a big battery was protruding from its back. But being a child from an odd family herself, she shrugged off the small detail.
"Hey bunny! What's your name?" asked Suzie
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Suzie was beginning to think the bunny was very rude. But Suzie really wanted to talk to the pink bunny. So she started to walk beside it. But that wasn't easy. The bunny moved very fast and it was hard to keep up with it. Suzie began to run.
"Wait up pink bunny!" she called. Boom! Boom! Boom! The bunny began to beat the drum faster, as it was it's prime source of speed. Suzie ran faster and faster. Finally Suzie had had enough. She was tired of playing this game.
"Hey you stupid bunny! Stop! I said Stop!" Screamed Suzie. Some of the neighbors were getting a little worried about little Suzie. I mean, it's not every day that you see a little girl chasing after a pink bunny and screaming at it.
Suzie began to scream at the bunny even more. All of a sudden, the Energizer Bunny stopped and turned around. Then he started chasing little Suzie. Suzie began to scream. To this day you can still see the energizer bunny chasing a little girl named Suzie.
The moral? Don't chase strange pink bunnies.