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At Washu's lab…….
Washu: Yes! My greatest creation yet!
Milhoshi wonders in…..
Washu: Milhoshi! Get out of my lab this instance!
Milhoshi: Hmmmmmmmmmm…………….. What's that? *points to Washu's greatest creation yet*
Washu: Why this is my greatest creation yet!
Milhoshi: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO what does it do?
Washu: You really want to know?
Milhoshi: Yesssssssssss….
Washu: Well I'll explain it to you in way even you can understand!
Milhoshi: Okay!
Washu: This orb I hold in my hand, can turn any one who comes in contact with it, into a chibi!
Milhoshi: What's a 'chibi'?
Washu: -_- You get dumber by the minute don't ya? Now that I told you what it does, please get out of my lab!
Milhoshi: but I *Washu pushes her out*
Washu: bye, bye now *slams door shut* Hmmmmmmmmmm……….now to find someone to test it on… I'LL GO GET TENCHI! *runs out of the lab to find Tenchi*
5 minutes before…….
Milhoshi: Washu made this invention that turns people into 'chibies'!
Every one looks at Milhoshi…
Tenchi: uh ^-^; Maybe we should leave while we can…….Sasami?
Sasami: All packed up and ready to go! ^-^
Ryoko: C'mon Tenchi let's go *grabs Tenchi by the hand* Let's just leave Ayeka!
Sasami, Ryoko, Milhoshi, and Tenchi all leave on Ryo-ohki
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Present time
Washu: Where'd everybody go? *looks around* Well then, I can easily find them because I'm the greatest scientific genius in the whole universe! And the cutest! ^.^ *runs back into the lab*
In the ultra cool lab
Washu: let's see.. All I have to do is activate all my secret hidden cameras! *activate secret cameras* Ah! I found them…..*screen pops up* Wait I have a better idea! *another screen pops up* I'll test it on these guys!
Somewhere in Tokyo……Or to be more specific….The Schwartz Residents
Doorbell rings..
Farfie: *creepy like voice* It's the mailman *licks knife* I'll get it!
Nagi: No! Farfellow (don't know how to spell name), you'll kill the mail man and people will get suspicious!
Farfie: *innocently hides knife* no I won't…
Nagi: Bra-ad! Farfellow wants to kill the mailman!
Brad: *reading newspaper* Don't call me Brad! And Farfellow let Nagi get the mail!
Nagi; *sticks tongue out at Farfie*
Farfie: *lounges at Nagi*
Nagi: *stops him with his telekinetic powers*
Farfie: I'll get you for this!
Nagi: *smirks and answers the door*
Mailman: Package for Schwartz Residents, please sign here *hands Nagi the clip board*
Nagi: *signs and takes package* Thank you.
Suddenly Farfie jumps out from behind Nagi to attack the mailman….
Mailman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Farfie: Die! Bastard! Die! *runs after mailman*
Brad: *sweat drop* Why didn't I see that coming….
Nagi: *shrugs* I wonder who sent this package..
Brad: *examines package* Looks harmless….Open it…
Nagi: What if it's a bomb?
Brad: Then I would've seen it coming..
Nagi: You didn't see Farfellow go after the mailman….
Brad:………………………….
Nagi:……………………………
Schudich enters
Schu: Hey what's in the box? *opens box*
All: ooooooooooooo pretty……
They a grab the orb, then this big flash of light turned them all into chibies….
Chibi Brad: *chibi voice* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh no vat are ve gunna do?!
Chibi Nagi: *sucks thumb* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……….*falls asleep*
Chibi Schu: good ideaa sqwirt *falls asleep too*
Chibi Brad: *was about to lose his mind but was over come with fatigue* ZZZZZzzz
Farfellow comes back after killing the mailman
Farfie: Oh look *licks knife* little children……..
*Chibi brad, Nagi, Schu wakes up*
Chibi Brad: Oh gwood Farfie is hwome!
Farfie: Killing little defenseless children hurts god! *takes out his many knives*
Chibi Brad: uh oh….
Chibi Schu: He's gunna kwill wus!
Chibi Nagi:………..we're dwoom….
Farfie: AYIYIYIYIYI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chibies: *girly screams* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around in circles*
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Back at the lab….
Washu: *watching Farfie chase after the chibies* Wow! That was just spectacular! *types notes on transparent laptop*
Fin~
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And the moral of the story is not to open any suspicious package for it may contain a chibi-fying orb!