A/N: Hi! This is a storie me and my friend leha comed up with one night wen we we're playing l4d2! she said to post it even though its not very l4d2ish, but i think we will put nick and aylus in it later! READ AND REVIEW!

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It was a dark and stormy knight wen aleks the dark Witch vampier Slayer walked into the place. She got her name because she was a dark witch with straight clear glasses and also Polish. she was carrying her favorite stake, mr. Pointy (Auther's Note: IF YOU DO NOTT GET THIS GET THE FUUK OUT!), and luking for her nemasis in the place.

The place was pretty but also scary, the lamps had barrets from Hot Topic clipped to their thingies and all the tables wer covered in black lace and blood and hot pink velvet. Aleks waked into the main place, stepping on b'loody zebra fur rugs and also bottles of win as she crotched to the ground. Her black fishet and army boots darked aginst her pale skin even though she wans't wearing the fishnets becuase she has a shred of didgnity. Her hair was in a sortof messy bun and she was wearing a big elbow (AUTHER'S note: does anyone know any other weird britiss bands other than elbow and mumford? i needs them) band shirt because she ahd to run to the plcae quick with no tiem to change

alezs waked around the corn and sawed what she had been luking for. It was her nemasis, leha the dark witch vampier LAYER! Theyre was a vampier who had just been laid next to her on the bed but his thingie was soft and also he was dead. Leha jumped up even though aleks had come in quitely and helled at her "WHAT ARE U DOING YOU FOOKER?11"

ALEKS JUMPED UP AND ATTACHED HER WITH MR. POINTY CAUSing leha to screm and atach with her dark powders. Aleks tired to get out of the way but it was TOOO LATE and she was hit with a blast of dark power the sended her into a wall

"ow she said standing again but you cannot stop me leha i will defeat you this time.

"ha ha' helled leha "i woudl like to see you trie aleks you are so lame and also polish

YU DID NOT JUST SPAY THAT!" alekz shoutedand she ran to the xbox "we must settle this with zombies"

"o.k." leha said "left flour ed 2 or nothing. i'm aylus"

"i will be couch and we WILL FIGHT"

and they fought and also leha one but aleks did not like it so she stabbed her and unicorns

the end.

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A/N: OR IS IT? Leha wanst to rite another chapter, so be waiting! REVIEW PLEASE REVIEWS ARE MY LIFE