It's 1:49 am, I'm looking for Nostradamus stuff when suddenly the idea of
Lupin screaming "house wrecker" at Snape pops onto my mind ^__^;;;
Disclaimer these characters do not belong to me. They belong to J.K. Rowling. who everybody should worship and praise ^^
Notes: Please read and review.
Padfoots Adventure: A Tale of Love, Tragedy and Stupidity
Sirius ran into the potions classroom and stared at Snape.
"There you are! My love, my eternal flame!"
Snape and the classroom in response, stared at Sirius.
Sirius, in response to the staring, ran over to Snape and kissed him, knocking him behind the desk.
Frantic yells and the sound of clothes ripping sounded in the air.
Finally Snape was able to push Sirius away and stand up, "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!?!?!?!"
Sirius got on his knees and grabbed Snape's hand. "Snape, will you marry me? My eternal love?"
Snape was about to respond when the doors again, were flung open and a blood-thirsty Lupin stalked into the room. Pointing his finger at Snape he screamed, " YOU HOUSE WRECKER!!!"
Snape, at this point in time started to sweat. It wasn't because it was hot. It wasn't because he had a room full of students.
Nopers.
He was sweating because he had a bloodthirsty werewolf declaring him a house wrecker.
Never piss off a werewolf.
Sirius, who had during this time been staring at Snape, stood up and stepped in front of him.
Looking calmly at Lupin he spoke very softly.
"Now Moony, I know we've had a lot of time together. And I want you to know you'll always have a special place in my heart"
Lupin stared at him.
"But Snape and I are in love."
"No were not!" Snape said verrrrry quickly.
" And I still want us to be friends." Sirius said without missing a beat. He smiled at Snape with a dazed expression on his face.
Lupin slowly blinked.
Lupin slowly blinked again.
Lupin, in all his wolfish glory, walked up to Sirius, sniffed him, grabbed his arm and dragged him out.
Snape just stared.
The class stared.
Screams of "Snape! I love you!" resounded in the hallways of Hogwarts.
Snape stared, turned back to his chalkboard and went back to work.
The students, also, went back to work.
A few minutes later...
"Please... Please tell me I didn't say that. Pleasssseeee!!!!"
Lupin snorted and turned his head "You said you wanted to be friends."
Sirius shook his head "No, no, no, no, no"
Lupin turned his head to Sirius and glared. "You said that I'll have a special place in your heart."
The color from Sirius face drained.
Lupin leaned in close so that he was nose-to-nose with Sirius.
"You said you loved him"
A blood-curdling scream could be heard throughout all of Hogwarts, causing several owls to ruffle their feathers and the monsters of the forbidden forest to turn their heads towards Hogwarts.
The End ^-^
Disclaimer these characters do not belong to me. They belong to J.K. Rowling. who everybody should worship and praise ^^
Notes: Please read and review.
Padfoots Adventure: A Tale of Love, Tragedy and Stupidity
Sirius ran into the potions classroom and stared at Snape.
"There you are! My love, my eternal flame!"
Snape and the classroom in response, stared at Sirius.
Sirius, in response to the staring, ran over to Snape and kissed him, knocking him behind the desk.
Frantic yells and the sound of clothes ripping sounded in the air.
Finally Snape was able to push Sirius away and stand up, "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!?!?!?!"
Sirius got on his knees and grabbed Snape's hand. "Snape, will you marry me? My eternal love?"
Snape was about to respond when the doors again, were flung open and a blood-thirsty Lupin stalked into the room. Pointing his finger at Snape he screamed, " YOU HOUSE WRECKER!!!"
Snape, at this point in time started to sweat. It wasn't because it was hot. It wasn't because he had a room full of students.
Nopers.
He was sweating because he had a bloodthirsty werewolf declaring him a house wrecker.
Never piss off a werewolf.
Sirius, who had during this time been staring at Snape, stood up and stepped in front of him.
Looking calmly at Lupin he spoke very softly.
"Now Moony, I know we've had a lot of time together. And I want you to know you'll always have a special place in my heart"
Lupin stared at him.
"But Snape and I are in love."
"No were not!" Snape said verrrrry quickly.
" And I still want us to be friends." Sirius said without missing a beat. He smiled at Snape with a dazed expression on his face.
Lupin slowly blinked.
Lupin slowly blinked again.
Lupin, in all his wolfish glory, walked up to Sirius, sniffed him, grabbed his arm and dragged him out.
Snape just stared.
The class stared.
Screams of "Snape! I love you!" resounded in the hallways of Hogwarts.
Snape stared, turned back to his chalkboard and went back to work.
The students, also, went back to work.
A few minutes later...
"Please... Please tell me I didn't say that. Pleasssseeee!!!!"
Lupin snorted and turned his head "You said you wanted to be friends."
Sirius shook his head "No, no, no, no, no"
Lupin turned his head to Sirius and glared. "You said that I'll have a special place in your heart."
The color from Sirius face drained.
Lupin leaned in close so that he was nose-to-nose with Sirius.
"You said you loved him"
A blood-curdling scream could be heard throughout all of Hogwarts, causing several owls to ruffle their feathers and the monsters of the forbidden forest to turn their heads towards Hogwarts.
The End ^-^