INUYASHA: I'm bored
KAGOME: Me, too
INUYASHA: Wanna make out?
KAGOME: Wha?
INUYASHA: Uh…forget it blushes in embarrassment
KAGOME:…..
Chapter 2: Miroku and Sango
MIROKU: sees a pretty woman Ooh! Would you bear my child?
WOMAN: Uhhh.
SANGO: MIROKU! whacks him reeeaaally hard
MIROKU: just lays lifelessly on the ground
INUYASHA: whispering I think she killed him this time
KAGOME: nods in agreement
SANGO: MIROKU! ARE YOU OKAY! bends down next to him
MIROKU: touches Sango's butt
SANGO: YOU PERVERT! whacks him again
KAGOME: Well, if the first "whack" didn't kill him, this one did
INUYAHSA: nods in agreement
Chapter 3: Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru
SESSHOUMARU: descends down in front of Inuyasha and approaches him
SESSHOUMARU: Inuyasha! Give me your Tetsaiga!
INUYASHA: What, that old thing? I got rid of that a long time ago!
SESSHOUMARU: WHAT?
INUYASHA: Yeah! Now I got this really cool light saber from this dude named Luke Skywalker! takes out light saber and turns it on. Starts swinging it mindlessly around
SESSHOUMARU: YOU IDIOT! slashes Inuyasha with his poison claws
INUYAHSA: AAAH! IT BURNS US! OOH, IT BURNS US!
KAGOME: Hey, look everyone! Inuyasha is squealing in pain!
SHIPPOU: Cool! Lets watch!
SANGO: Okay!
MIROKU: Sounds fun!
INUYASHA: AAAH! IT BURNS US! Okay. I feel better now. You'll pay for that one, Sesshoumaru!
SESSHOUMARU: Oh, really? Show me.
INUYASHA: Star Wars theme music plays as Inuyasha attacks Sesshoumaru with light saber
SESSHOUMARU: Idiot. scratches Inuyasha again with poison claws
INUYASHA: AAAH! IT BURNS US! AGAIN!
KAGOME: Hey, look! Inuyasha is squealing in pain! Again!
SESSHOUMARU: flies off
Chapter 4: Kouga and Kagome
KOUGA: Kagome! My love! I've come to rescue you from Inuyasha! My love!
KAGOME: Oh, great. He's here again.
KOUGA: stares at the group Hey, where's Kagome? I want to make her my mate again.
KAGOME: Oh, she went uhhh… that way! points in some opposite direction
KOUGA: Thanks Kagome! runs off in the direction Kagome pointed in
KAGOME: Whew! He's gone.
KOUGA: comes running back Hey! Wait a minute! YOU'RE Kagome!
KAGOME: Took you long enough. Why do you love me anyway?
KOUGA: scratches head while crickets chirp in the background
KOUGA: light bulb comes on Because you have big boobs!
KAGOME: WHAT! INUYASHA, SIC HIM!
INUYASHA: gets on all fours and starts barking like a dog
KAGOME: NO! I MEAN GET HIM WITH YOUR TETSAIGA! HE JUST SAID SOMETHING VERY INAPPROPRIATE TO ME!
INUYASHA: Oh… chases Kouga with Tetsaiga, and once Kouga's out of sight, he comes back
KAGOME: Good dog!
INUYASHA: Stop treating me like a dog!
KAGOME: Well, you're the one who was barking like a dog!
INUYASHA: WAS NOT!
KAGOME: WAS TOO!
INUYASHA: WAS NOT!
KAGOME: WAS TOO!
INUYASHA: WAS NOT!
KAGOME: Inuyasha?
INUYASHA: What?
KAGOME: SIT!
INUYASHA: plummets to the ground !#$&() YOU SEE? THERE YOU GO, TREATING ME LIKE A DOG AGAIN!
KAGOME: rolls eyes
Chapter 5: Inuyasha and Naraku
INUYASHA: WINDSCAR!
NARAKU: jumps out of the way
INUYASHA: I'm bored
NARAKU: Me, too
INUYASHA: Wanna sing a song?
NARAKU: ….okay
INUYASHA & NARAKU: It's a small world after all! It's a small world after all!
KAGOME: Inuyasha? What are you doing?
NARAKU: HAHAHA! You fell for my trap! I shall now dose you with a drug and make my exit! doses Inuyasha with drug and makes exit
INUYASHA: all dizzy-eyed
KAGOME: Inuyasha! Are you okay?
INUYASHA: Kagome?
KAGOME: Yes?
INUYASHA: I think you are a weirdo. But a sexy weirdo
KAGOME: I don't know if I should take that as an insult or compliment
INUYASHA: Kagome? Will you bear my child?
KAGOME: WHAT? Inuyasha, don't turn into Miroku on me now! Can you hear me?
INUYASHA: Kagome? Will you make love to me?
KAGOME: Okay. Now you're just sounding plain creepy. Don't go to the light!
MIROKU: Sango? Now that Inuyasha and Kagome are about to make love, do you think we should do the same?
SANGO: HELL NO! whacks Miroku. Again
INUYASHA: Wha…? What just happened? And why are you looking at me like I was acting like Miroku, Kagome? You're creeping me out.
KAGOME: I guess some things are left better unsaid.
INUYASHA: Whatever.
KAGOME: Whatever.
INUYASHA:…WHATEVER!
KAGOME: WHATEVER!
INUYASHA: WHATEVER!
KAGOME: WHAT- why are we saying "whatever?
INUYASHA: I dunno