Okay... this is taking place at my house... randomness, randomness, randomness. Just warning ya.
Riku sorta gets... bashed. But I think he's cool. Nothing literal. Just for fun. ENJOY!
Me: Hello!
Kuro: What the hell do you want.
Me: Oh, I just wanted to say hi. Is that such a crime??
Kuro: Yes... (throws pillow)
Me: NOOOO!! Leave me alone I want to play KH!! OwO
Kuro: Play your game!!
Sora: (pops out of nowhere) Hello!!
Me: Oh sh-! OO
Kuro: Wow, your boy's here...
Me: How's that possible??
Kuro: I don't know, how am I here?
Me: OO Oh right... my imagination...
Sora; What?
Me: You came from the game!! (points at the screen)
Sora: Reeaally...
Me: Yeah!
Sora: Um... you're really hyper.
Me: ...You are too aren't you?
Sora: ...I guess.
Me: You know, you're acting more like-
Kuro: Roxas! (hides behind couch)
Me & Sora: (slowly turn to see the spikey-haired blonde staring at the...trio)
Roxas: Whoa...
Me: ...What's up with the dots??
Kuro: The writer must really like dots.
Me: STFU!! I am the writer!
Roxas: Well...wait. Why am I here?
Kuro: Someone must have thought of you.
Me: Wow, imagination MUST work!
Roxas: Wha?
Kuro: Be quiet.
Me: My brain hurts.
Sora: Mine too.
Me: Eh, I can't think! Nooooo...ooooo!
(silence)
Me: ...okay I'll stop.
Kuro: So, how've ya been?
Roxas: Uh, good I guess.
Kuro: Oh, that's good. X3
Me: (slaps the back of her head)
Kuro: OOOWW!!
Me: You're fliiiiiiiirting.
Kuro: No I'm not!
Sora: Yes you're flirting. XD
Roxas: She's flirting? Oo
Me: (stares) Oh there must be something wrong with you. Unless you're blinded by love... How cute! )
Roxas: I-I'm not in love! And I can see just FINE!!
Sora: It's a figure of speech.
Roxas: OO ...I knew that.
Kuro: Wow. What a blonde.
Me: I kinda noticed that.
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(later)
Me: ...Hmmmm... (looks to game console) it's still on... I wonder... (takes controller and moves toggle)
Sora: Huh? ...Whoa!! (stands up)
Me: Ha! It works!!
Sora: Marie!! What are you doing?! (spinning in a circle)
Me: Experimenting.
Sora: Could you stop??
Me: (ignores)
Sora: Ah! Whoa. Whoooooa!! Roxas!?
Roxas: (comes out of the kitchen) Wha-? Whoa.
Sora: Help. Me. Please. (Now jumping up and down)
Roxas: What's wrong with you?
Sora: I'm-
Me: Heh. (Presses X button)
Sora: (keyblade appears)
Roxas: Uhh...
Sora: (runs toward Roxas)
Roxas: OO AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! (starts running)
Sora: Help me!
Roxas: Help ME!!
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(the two run around the room for 8 minutes)
Kuro: (walks in and watches them run around the room)
Me: Hey. (is getting into it)
Kuro: Uh... what did he do?
Me: Nothing.
Kuro: Then why is Sora chasing him?
Me: I don't know.
Kuro: (looks at me)
Me: (looks over) What?
Kuro: You're doing it, aren't you?
Me: Maybe, why? (presses start button)
Sora: (freezes)
Roxas: (trying to catch breath) Oh thank God... (falls on floor)
Kuro: (raises eyebrows)
Me: Heehee...
Sora: (mumbles through teeth) Can we stop now?
Kuro: ...Let me see that thing. (holds out hand with a devilish grin on her face)
Me: Be my guest.
Sora and Roxas: Oh no...
Riku: Rah, Sora I have come to save you!
Sora: Riku!?
Riku: Yes, it is I, Riku! (fangirl screams) Yes...
Me: Hmmm... this is odd.
Kuro: (moves toggle)
Sora: Ahh! (runs into wall)
Kuro: Aww, I can only move Sora?
Me: I don't know... let me see. (presses R1)
(the player is switched to Roxas)
Kuro: Aw, cool! It's like the Sims!
Roxas: Oh Lord no...
Kuro: (moves toggle)
Roxas: Eeeeeyaaa! (trips and falls over the couch)
Riku: Whoa... Haha, well. This is interesting.
Kuro: (presses R1)
(the player is switched to Riku)
Kuro: Heheh... Do you have any weapons?
Riku: Uh, yeAHHH!! (spins in circle and then runs around the house)
Kuro: Okay then! (presses X)
Riku: (runs after Sora and Roxas) Look out!!
Sora: Great! (him and Roxas start running)
Kairi: Hi!
(the three run into her)
Kuro: Wow, what a welcome. X3
Me: Oh boy...Kairi's... here.
Kuro: What's wrong?
Me: I'm debating on wheather to call my cousin or not... he sorta... likes her.
Kairi: Okay... this hurts, just a little.
(They get off)
Sora: Kairi! Where have you been all this time?
Kairi: Starbucks.
Sora: Wow! Thank Goodness! I thought something bad happened to you!
Kairi: Heehee. You shouldn't worry about me so much Sora... it sorta freaks me a out.
Me: Who knew they knew what Starbucks was.
Riku: Now, that we are all reunited, we shall all go!
Kuro: Where?
Riku: Who are you?! (points at her)
Kuro: I'm-
Riku: Who are you?! (points at me)
Me: ...You're scary...
Riku: What? H-h-how can this be? I can't be scary... my career is ruined!!
Roxas: You had a career...as?
Riku: Who are you?!
Roxas: I thought we met before...
Riku: Who are you?!
Roxas: I-
Riku: Who are you?!
Sora: Riku! Pull yourself together!! What's wrong with you?
Riku: I'd rather not say.
Kairi: Riku?
Riku: I-I-I didn't want it to happen!
Roxas: What?
Riku: But... I will forever be terrified...of mice...
Me: Huh...
Kuro: Ok, I don't wanna hear it...
Riku: He... he... nevermind.
Me: What? What? Did Mickey rape you or something??
(gasp)
Kuro: I knew that mouse was gay.
Riku: (turns away) It was terrible.
Kairi: Oh my...
Sora: Riku, that's horrific. Why didn't you report this?
Riku: Fool, he's the King. You really think they're gonna lock the King up? It wouldn't matter anyway...
Roxas: I'm real sorry, man.
Riku: I accept your apology.
Kairi: I had no idea.
Riku: Sora, I love you!!
Sora: OO' ...
Riku: OO' ...
Roxas: Oooooookaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Kairi: Riku, I-I thought- I thought... we had something special.
Me: Whoa, she likes HIM?
Kuro: Hm, I always thought it was Sora.
Me: Same.
Sora: Uh...
Riku: Shh, don't speak. (takes hand)
Sora: Uhhhhhh... (stares at hand)
Riku: You are the most dearest to my heart. (pulls him closer)
Roxas: Um... (puts his hand over his mouth) I think I just threw up a little.
Me: You know, this is somewhat grossing me out too...
Kuro: OO My mind will never function correctly again.
Kairi: (Walks up to Riku) Riku! (SLAP!!) Stop ignoring me!!
Riku: OUCH! (rubs cheek)
Me: Yeah, you should never ignore a girl.
Kuro: Uh-uh.
Me: She'll take it offensively.
Kuro: Uh-huh.
Sora: Uh... Riku. I don't like you... like that.
Riku: Oh... I... see. (runs away)
Me: Okay, now this is turning into a chick flick. Sora, if you run after him, I'm gonna start freaking out. (shudders)
Kairi: I'll go after him. I'M COMING MY LOVE!! (leaves)
Kuro: And she still loves him.
Roxas: That I thought I would never see.
Haha!! XD Well then. This was just a random little skit. Heh, those poor people.
I hope you enjoyed it to some extent. Tell me what you think. I may continue this into...a series I suppose.
If you like it, please tell me.