A/N: Just to clarify, this will be a series of cross-overs with random anime/movies/books I've watched/seen/read. There is an overarching plot however. Happy reading.

Crossover plan so far:

1. Steins;Gate

2. Magic Kaito

3. Naruto

4. One Piece

5. Kuroshitsuji

6. TBD

El Psy Congroo

"So you just attach the phone right here and voila! You're done!" Professor Agasa exclaiming, taking a step back to look at his invention.

"Is that it?" Conan asked, eyeing the setup doubtfully, "How is that supposed to be a time machine?"

"Not a time machine, Shinichi. A D-machine," Professor Agasa corrected.

"D-machine?" Conan asked, raising an eyebrow. No matter how you look at it, it's just a cellphone taped to a microwave, Conan thought silently.

"D-machine. A machine capable of sending DeLorean Mail, or mail that travels back through time. The DeLorean part is a reference to Back to the Future, a film about time travel released in America during the 1980's."

"Haibara!" Conan remarked, surprised by the girl's sudden appearance.

"The concept was popularized by the visual novel Steins;Gate, though there's no actual scientific evidence to date which supports the ability to time travel using Kerr Black Holes as the novel suggests," Haibara continued.

"Oi, oi," Conan laughed sarcastically. Did Hakase really just make an invention based off a visual novel? Conan wondered silently.

"No evidence yet, Ai-chan. But there will be as soon as I start up the machine," Professor Agasa said with a confident laugh. He walked over to the nearby computer and hit some keys. A low humming sound started. He then pulled a banana out of his lab coat pocket and placed it into the microwave.

"What's the banana for?" Conan asked, curious despite of his doubts.

"You'll see," Professor Agasa said with a wink. Haibara just rolled her eyes. Professor Agasa hit a few more keys on the computer then asked, "Shinichi, can I borrow your phone?"

"Sure, what for?" Conan asked, pulling his cellphone out of his pocket. It was identical to Profess Agasa's phone, which was still taped to the microwave.

"I'm going to use it to send the D-mail," the professor said with a huge grin. "Now, what message to send?" the professor asked thoughtfully.

"Does it really matter? The device is not going to work anyways," Haibara said cynically. The professor just gave her a look and handed Haibara the phone. "Eh? What do you want me to do with it?" Haibara asked, surprised.

"Type a message. You don't think it's going to work right?" the professor asked slyly.

Haibara bit her lip, looking down at the phone in her hand, then back at the professor. She hesitated, as if thinking about something. Finally, she opened the phone and typed out a message. Then she handed it back to Professor Agasa.

"Gin and vodka are bad for the baby," Professor Agasa read aloud, "Who do you want to send the message to, Ai-chan?"

"My mother," Haibara said softly, looking at the ground.

"Oi, Haibara," Conan said, realizing the meaning of her message. "Don't you think it's dangerous to send a message like that?"

"I told you already, Kudo-kun. There's no merit to this invention of Hakase's," Haibara said coolly, arms folded across her chest.

"Only one way to find out, right?" Professor Agasa said, making some final preparations on the computer. "It's set. Ready?" he asked, finger hovering over the send key. The professor's question suddenly caused Conan's heart to beat a bit faster. Maybe it was from excitement; maybe it was from fear. A thought suddenly crossed Conan's mind: what if we actually change the past? Conan quickly shook the thought away. Haibara was probably right. There was no way this makeshift invention could work. Especially since it was based on a visual novel of all things. "Here we go!" Professor Agasa exclaimed, pressing the send key.

Suddenly, a dazzle of lights erupted from the microwave, illuminating the room. In the background, the low hum of the microwave progressively got louder as the banana inside began to rotate around. Conan could feel his breath catch in his throat, his eyes opening wide at the scene. For what seemed like an eternity, the lights flashed. Discharges of electricity caused the hair on Conan's arms to stand on end. And then slowly, the lights dimmed. The humming quieted. The rotating banana stopped.

For the first time, Conan realized he had been holding his breath, his heart pounding like crazy inside his chest. As the professor gingerly opened the microwave door, Conan felt himself finally take in a sharp breath. "Did it work?" Conan asked, suspense literally dripping from his words. The professor was covering the microwave so Conan couldn't see. But when the professor finally moved, Conan managed to get a look inside.

Inside, the microwave walls were splattered with banana mush; likely, the banana had exploded from the microwave radiation. "Hm, that's odd," the professor said mindlessly, "It's supposed to turn green."

"Haha," Haibara started laughing, covering her face with a hand, "Haha!"

"Haibara," Conan mumbled, looking at the hysterical girl.

"There's nothing on the phone either," Professor Agasa said, picking up the phone that was taped to the microwave.

"So it didn't work?" Conan asked, feeling disappointed. It was weird because he hadn't expected it to work in the first place, and yet, he was disappointed that he was right. "But what about all those lights?"

"Oh, eh haha," Professor Agasa laughed nervously, "Those were just LEDs that I put on the microwave for dramatic effect."

Conan just face palmed. Haibara on the hand just laughed even louder. Somehow, Conan didn't feel so disappointed now.

Professor Agasa handed Conan back his phone and Conan took it with a sigh. Glancing at the time, Conan realized it was already late and Ran would be expecting him back for dinner. "I have to go," Conan informed waving goodbye to the professor and Haibara; the latter had finally calmed down and was busy wiping a tear from her eye.

"See you tomorrow at school, Kudo-kun," Haibara said.

"See you," Conan replied, heading out. He opened the door and was about to step outside when, suddenly, he became extremely dizzy. Without warning, his body began to ache all over, as if he was just hit by a truck. This feeling-! Conan managed, struggling to stay standing. It was just like when he took the antidote to the Apoptoxin. Conan took a few wobbly steps forward before tripping over the step by the door and tumbling to the ground.

"Shinichi!" Haibara called, running over when she noticed Conan fall. By the time Haibara got there, Conan was beginning to feel better, the pain receding. Conan slowly opened his eyes and noticed Haibara standing over him.

"Shinichi, are you alright?" Professor Agasa asked, also coming to the door.

"I-I'm fine," Conan replied, a little shaken. He picked himself off the ground, confused as to what just happened. The feeling was the same as when he took the antidote, but he was still child-sized. "Really, I'm fine," Conan insisted when the professor and Haibara prodded him to go back inside and wash up. "See you tomorrow, Haibara," Conan said, as he left the professor's house and made his way back to Detective Agency.

As Conan walked back, his mind still circled around the fall at Hakase's house. Why had he suddenly felt that way? Especially when he didn't even take the antidote. Did the professor's weird invention have anything to do with it? Conan shook his head. It was just a normal microwave, albeit with a phone taped on, and microwave radiation wasn't harmful to humans in small doses.

"So, what was with that feeling?" Conan wondered aloud as he reached the stairs of the Detective Agency. Conan made his way up to the third floor and opened the door. "Tadaima," Conan called, but then stopped when he realized the apartment was dark. "Are Occhan and Ran out?" Conan wondered aloud, searching for the light switch. He flipped the switch, but to his dismay, the room remained dark. "Oi, oi," Conan said, pulling out the light from his watch, "Occhan didn't forget to pay the electric bill did-" Conan abruptly stopped in mid-sentence as the light illuminated the room.

The room, aside from dust and spider webs, was completely empty.

Post Story Notes

So this chapter was my tribute to Steins;Gate. The OP was stuck in my head . ...Anyways, I have a couple of crossovers in mind, but feel free to suggest some in the reviews. I'll probably only do crossovers for things I've seen though (AKA not Twilight xD). El Psy Congroo.