"But Max…" "Shut it Iggy! If I hear you ask if you can blow up my clothes one more time I'm gonna explode!" "Well let's test that." The Flock looked back and forth between us before backing away slowly. All except Angel. "I don't think that's such a good idea Iggy," Angel said backing away quietly.
"Max can I blow up your clothes?" He smirked and I lost it. I smiled sweetly. "Of course you can Ig." He looked surprised. "Really?" "No of course not! Are you insane?" He actually looked scared. At any other time I would have been satisfied there but I was fed up with the world at this point.
"I told you it wasn't a good idea Iggy, Max is PMSing." Iggy actually looked terrified now. Everyone knows not to mess with me when I'm PMSing. Last time Iggy made a comment on how I fight like a girl and I beat the crap out of him. "Why do you always wanna blow up my stuff? Will you just give it up? I've had enough! Everything is just too much sometimes and I would really appreciate it if you would understand that!" He was about to say something but I ignored it. "But of course you can't! You wanna know why! Of course you do! It's because you're a man! And men don't care about anything except for one upping each other!"
I saw Fang step forward. "Now that's not fair…" "Not fair? Not fair? I don't care! Is it fair that I have to save the world? Is it fair that I'm a freak? Is it fair that I have to live on the run so freaky egotistical scientists don't end up killing me with one of their stupid experiments? Answer me!"
Fang started backing away again but I had a new target. Iggy was backing into the forest. I turned to him and he started to run. I opened my wings and flew after him. I caught up in no time with the Flock following. I tackled him to the ground and got up.
"Why were your running Iggy?" My voice was deadly calm and I saw everyone flinch. "No reason." "You know what you get when you combine a bulldog with a shitzu?" He looked confused and warily asked, "What?" "Bullshit!"
I threw Iggy into a tree and stormed off. Let's just say the Flock stayed outta my way for the rest of the week. Smart birdies.