DEPP LEGACY
Note: if you don't approve of insanity, chaos, and Depp characters screwing things up then don't read. This story was created by boring classes and an insane mind. Enjoy (:
The amazing chocolatier Willy Wonka was happy, well he was happy everyday but he was more happy today than he is on a normal basis. Willy's happiness might have been caused by the fact that he is on of the richest men in the world, or that his candy and chocolates are sold all over the world. Willy knows deep down inside is extreme happiness isn't caused by these two things, now that he thinks about there really isn't a legit reason for this happiness.
"Macadamia, you really shouldn't use that language!" Willy announces to the small, pixie-like Oompa- Loompa that has walked up to him and has started conversing in strange gestures and noises. Macadamia continues speaking rapidly; Willy can barely make out what she's trying to say to him.
"Girl… No, no boy… Slowdown will ya? I can barely understand what you're trying to say" Willy commands in a less than pleased tone, he's not exactly angry he is more of annoyed that he cannot understand what Macadamia is trying to say. Macadamia ignores the chocolatier's command and keeps snipping her fingers as if her hands, as fast as she can.
"Scissors. I get it; you're trying to tell me scissors, why are you trying to tell me scissors?" Willy thinks out loud, not noticing the silhouette of a scissor handed man behind him that seems to have appeared out of thin air.
Macadamia shrieks and dives down into the swudge as Willy slowly turns around, clutching his cane tightly to his chest. There's a young boy standing in front of him, looking scared to death at his new brightly colored environment.
"Hey there friend" Willy greets the boy with a huge grin; the boy has wild black hair and is snipping his scissors together nervously. There are scratches and cuts all over the boy's porcelain face and he seems to be wearing some sort of black, leather suit.
"What might you name be?" Willy asks kindly, the man with scissors for hands seems fascinated and scared by the Chocolate Room and doesn't answer. All around him is vibrant green grass, the greenest he's ever seen. Growing out of the grass are odd plants and trees that are a rainbow of color, running through the green hills and grass is some sort of chocolate brown river.
"What's your name, little guy?" Willy asks again and gently pokes his cane against the boy's shoulder; he's really starting to get impatient with this stranger. The boy seems startled and starts to snip his scissors together nervously once more.
"E-Edward" the boy finally answers quietly, he sounds like he doesn't speak often. Willy smiles again and gives an awkward giggle as an idea pops into his mind.
"Well Edward, have you ever considered working in a chocolate factory?" Willy asks, he can already see Edward harvesting candy twice as fast as any Oompa- Loompa with his scissor hands.
"I haven't really considered it" Edward answers honestly, he never really thought anyone would want to hire him or want to work with him.
"Edward, my name is Willy Wonka and I shake you warmly by the hand in welcoming you to my factory!" Willy reads off a cue card that he took out of his sleeve and gives his hand for Edward to shake. Edward stares awkwardly at Willy's hand, not really knowing what to say or do, at that moment all Edward want is to be able to touch Willy's glove without hurting him. Willy suddenly realizes the awkward mistake that he's made, and slowly brings his outstretched hand back without breaking his stare at Edward.
"I bet you have a strong handshake, I don't need to shake one of your hands to determine that!" Willy says quickly without thinking, and giggles nervously. An awkward silence fills the Chocolate Room as both men lack social skills; the awkward silence is suddenly interrupted by an alarm going off.
"Gosh darn it!" Willy yells as Edward cowers into himself, a high- pitched alarm is ringing loudly and the Chocolate Room is bathed in a blood red color, making the once sweet environment look hellish. Willy charges across the Swudge, towards his chocolate river, the alarm gets louder and more high-pitched as he reaches the rapidly flowing chocolate river.
The hot pink, sugar seahorse boat is coming very quickly out of the tunnel; standing at the head of the boat is a man. The man is wearing an outfit that's similar to a pirate with a tri corner hat, pistol tucked into his sash and a cutlass on his side. Next to the man is a strangest dressed man that Willy has ever seen. The man is wearing multiple layers of clothing, with a tall top hat that has bright orange hair coming out from under it.
The pirate's dreadlocks are flowing majestically in the wind as the boat comes to a slow stop in front of Willy. Willy shoots the orchestra that has suddenly popped up a death glare, the Oompa- Loompa's version of "He's a Pirate" comes to a sudden stop with some final awkward notes.
The alarm is still ringing as the pirate and flamboyantly dressed man depart from the boat. The pirate walks with a swagger as if he's about to fall over, his hands are splayed out in front of him, fingertips arched. Both men stop a few feet in front of Willy and stare in amazement at the wonder that is the Chocolate Room.
"The both of you wingnuts stole my boat!" Willy says angrily, the pirate ignores him as the other man smiles at Willy and starts to laugh at his ridiculous haircut.
"Stealin'? Mate, we didn't steal, we simply commandeered your ship, savvy?" The pirate explains with a lot of interesting hand gestures. The man standing next to the pirate suddenly stops laughing so fast; Willy is slightly scared of him.
"I would love to create a hat for your head" the man announces and takes a step forward, Willy takes a step back right into Edward. Edward instantly backs away and tries to hide the few drops of blood that he has on his scissors, from Willy walking into him.
"I-I'm sorry!" Edward says his clicking together quickly; he has once again hurt someone without trying to.
"It's alright Edward" Willy replies, ignoring the slight pain in his lower back and turns back to the men who stole his boat.
"Commandeering is a form of stealing. Good thing I installed that alarm on my boat, in case anyone tries to steal it" Willy says with a evil grin, ever since that incident with that demonic barber man, most of the things in the factory now have alarms for this exact reason. The second man's smile fades as his eyes seem to turn a dark green color, as he realizes how big of a mess the pirate has caused.
"We were only usin' it for an extended period of time, without permission An' eventually we would 'ave returned it." The pirate explains with a grin, that shows some of his gold capped teeth. The pirate then starts to take steps back towards the boat, he doesn't like how this man is glaring at him and how he's holding is cane.
"The deepest circle of hell is reserved for parasitic copy-cat cads and people who steal boats, especially boats made out of sugar!" Willy announces as Edward gets closer to them, and they get closer to taking a swim in the chocolate river. The other man suddenly sighs dramatically, bows down, and flings his hat down in front of Willy.
"I Tarrant Hightopp, have made a dreadful mistake! Take me at once to the authorities, so that I may suffer for my crimes!" Tarrant declares and covers his face with his hands.
"Okie- dokie" Willy replies calmly, not having the slightest idea of how to respond to this. Tarrant suddenly turns his head towards the pirate, a wild and crazy look is in his golden eyes. The pirate recognizes this look as pleading, mixed with an unholy amount of insanity.
"Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure meetin' you, but you will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!" The pirate announces loudly and takes off running towards the boat, his arms flailing about wildly. The boat rocks gently as Jack boards it, as a pale man in dark clothing stands up and looks in confusing at his new environment.
"Go Jack go!" Tarrant screams as Jack stands where he was when the boat arrived. At that moment the impromptu Oompa- Loompa orchestra decides this is the appropriate time to start playing a sped up version of "He's a Pirate."
"Help! Help!" The pale man screams franticly, clinging onto the sides of the boat for dear life. The boat starts moving slowly down the river towards the pitch-black tunnel, the alarm starts to ring once more as Edward cowers behind Willy. Willy stays frozen in place; he never trained himself or his workers on the protocol of what to do if your boat is being hijacked with an innocent passenger onboard.
"Screamin' won't help ya" Jack slurs as they near the tunnel, the pale man stifles another scream of fear as a dark shadow rises above Jack. The boat enters the tunnel slow as ever, the lights flick on revealing the team of Oompa- Loompas that row, stacked on top of each other.
"We… No work!" Macadamia, the leader says in broken English as the small army of Oompa- Loompas raise their weapons- oars. Willy is giving the Oompa- Loompa orchestra a strict lecture on playing at inappropriate times, when all three of the men on shore hear screaming.
"Help!" The pale man screeches like a banshee, Willy, Edward, and Tarrant watch in a mixture of fear and amazement that the small Oompa- Loompas can beat the crap out of Jack and the pale man. On the subject of the mysterious pale man, he continues screaming as the bot goes down the tunnel and disappears from their view.
End of Chapter One
Will Willy ever stop Jack from commandeering his boat?
Will Jack and Tarrant ever stop teaming up to cause chaos?
Will the pale man ever stop screaming?
Find out next time in DEPP LEGACY!