For the ever so lovely ~Yuu-Chan~

I love her more than I can say and hope this cheers her up! Only a few more months lovely! And then I shall liberate you from the Tierney of your parents and family!

A fake lesbian kiss awaits you in your future my dear! Enjoy the fic!

Disclaimer: If I owned KH, My Axel and I would be the happiest fan girls alive and my life would be 10x better than it is now. (Also, KH would consist mainly of round the clock organization porn would anyone object? Answer: NO) Sadly, I do not own kingdom hearts and my life could be better (couldn't it always?) but, I still do have my Axel so I can deal with it ;)

This story is based off the one-shot yaoi Lovers Flat by Hyouta Fujiyama. Give it a read its really adorable ^-^

Confessions

The weirdest things happen while your neighbors are having sex.

"Roxas, I love you."

Oh god….

Roxas: age 22 was having someone confess their love for him. The person doing it? His lifelong friend Axel: age 26. Who by the way, just so happened to be a GUY.

And where was this confession taking place?

On Roxas' mattress.

"Ahhh!"

Up against the wall they shared with their neighbors…who were having sex.

"Ohhh…"

Their moans muffled but still very audible.

"Ever since high school..."

Oh GOD…

Axel's arms resting on either side of Roxas' head, pinning him to said wall.

The wall of the bedroom he and his best friend shared.

"I can't hide it any longer so…"

Since logically, one bedroom apartments are cheaper than two bedrooms. (This is what Axel had pointed out to him when he showed him the apartment before the pair moved in.)

Oh my Mother Fu-

And also, it made the perfect place for your best friend to confess his undying love to you. Obviously.

"You don't need to do anything now,"

On the bed.

"But I just needed to confess,"

Up against the wall.

"Also,"

The wall your neighbors were currently having sex on the other side of.

"Please don't hit me."

Oh my MOTHER FUCKING GOD.

"Y-you have a girlfriend you retard!"

"I broke up with h-"

Annnnnd the red-head goes flying!

"What the hell did you do that for!" Roxas shouted at the top of his lungs, lashing out with his foot and causing his friend to crash to the floor. The noise of which almost drowned out the moans still going on behind the wall.

Almost.

Roxas was puffed up like a pissed off pigeon, his chest heaving and heart going about a mile a minute. Also, he was pretty sure his face was the color of a tomato. A very angry tomato. Could tomatos be angry? In this case Roxas thought yes. He watched warily as Axel starting pulling himself up from the floor, scooting himself towards the edge of his bed foot raised and prepared to kick again if Axel tried anything funny.

"I thought I made myself clear enough, but I'll say it again." Axel grumbled as he rubbed his now bruised jaw.

Emerald green eyes looked up at Roxas.

"I love you."

Three simple words, but combined together in the same sentence left Roxas with his mouth hanging open and his mind completely blank. Could somebody say zombie! All Roxas could do was stare back at his friend. He was completely at a loss for words, and really what could he say?

"Don't worry, I'm not going to jump you or anything," Axel commented as he rose fully from the floor, still rubbing the place where Roxas' foot had meet his face.

At least he didn't seem mad that Roxas had just brutally kicked him right in the kisser. A kisser that Roxas had thought -up until this point- was solely reserved for those with vaginas. Apparently not!

"I just needed to get that off my chest."

His very bare and now very close chest. Roxas couldn't help but think.

Now at his full height of a whooping "6'3" Axel towered over Roxas. Who was a whooping "5'6" Roxas never had felt shorter.

Roxas had also never had a lump in his throat like the one he had now. Would this be what it would feel like if he had Axel's- OK soooooo not going THERE. He couldn't help it though, were these the kind of things that Axel thought about? The blonde had regrettably caught his friend doing the mattress mambo once or twice before and he wasn't exactly a novas' at the sport of lovemaking. At least, that's what it looked like to Roxas.

The girls never seemed to complain after they left some hours later.

A warm hand was placed atop of Roxas blonde head, ruffling his birds' nest of a hair style further.

"Although I'd like to, I promise you I won't," Axel smirked, "At least until you're ready for it. Goodnight Rox."

With that Axel turned his nude back to Roxas, turned off the overhead light, and climbed into his twin bed across the one from Roxas.

Until I'm ready for it!

At least the neighbors were done having sex.