God, Forks is so dull. One new kid enters our small school population and its a riot (not unlike the one Jessica Stanley caused when she broke a nail). This new kid has been getting so much attention and he hasn't even arrived yet. It's almost funny how much I know about him, especially since I couldn't care less. I feel like a creepy stalker, but the fact that I know his exact height, weight, and preference in shampoo isn't uncommon. With all the commotion this new kid has started, everyone has been telling me about him left and right. After the detailed shampooing style of this kid (compliments of lauren) I left as quick as I could because I knew that if I stayed, I would soon find out whether he dripped lemon onto his favorite chicken dish. Talk about too much information. You know what's great? I don't even know this guy's name. I know about his shower habits, but I don't know his name. Wow. Whatever, I'm positive I will know soon enough.
Okay, that was the first snippet of the story. It's very short because idk if I really should write it. Just let me know what you think about my attempt at a comedic writing style in the review. If I get positive feedback, or even constructive criticism, I'll continue. 0_0!