Pain Visits Hot Topic

by pennylessz

Pain finally arrives at his coveted Hot Topic, but in doing so, he destroys the lives of himself and everyone else. Being obsessed with the trendy, gothic store, he rapidly spirals down a path of edgyness, from which there's no return. Will the cycle of Hot Topic break, and who will die in the meantime? This is an exaggerated parody of the Naruto universe.

1. The Arrival

Hello, dear reader.

This is my first chapter of, "Pain Visits Hot Topic." I'm writing it in short chapters, to ensure I can get a chapter out everyday.

Naturally, this original chapter is by far the shortest. Thank you for taking the time to read this, and it would be much appreciate if you'd like to leave a review on any of my chapters.

Special thanks to, "fanothisfiction," for his kind reviews.

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"At last, I've reached the hot topic." Pain laughed to himself maniacally.

Today, Pain was sporting his Yahiko body, he entered the hot topic in search of new clothes.

He browsed the aisles for thirty minutes, unable to decide on any new dreads.

Frustrated, he walked up to the clerk at the counter.

"Do you have any dreary robes with clouds on them?"

The clerk smiled at him. "No Nagato, we don't."

Pain's face crumpled into a blobby mess, how could someone know his true identity?

The clerk threw off his sixteen year old white male, with piercings costume, revealing his identity was...Jiraiya.

"Sensei, how did you survive my brutal stabbing?

"Simple my student." Jiraiya flashed him a thumbs up. "Phalic black objects aren't enough to kill me."

"Good, because while we were talking, I impaled you through the stomach."

Jiraiya died instantly, curled up on the ground in a pool of blood.

Pain picked out an Invader Zim shirt and left the store.