Link Vs Dark Link The Silly Version
Link sees Dark Link jump at him and draws the master sword, after a bit of sword fighting Link cuts off his left arm
"Now stand aside"
"Tis but a scratch"
"A scratch? Your arms off!"
"No it isn't"
"That what's that!"?
Points to Dark Link's cut off left arm
"I had worse"
"You lie!"
"Come on then you pansy"
After a bit more of sword fighting Link cuts off Dark Link's right arm
"Victory is mine"
Link gets down on one leg
"We thank thee lord for in thay blessing…"
Dark Link stars kicking Link
"Come on then"
"What!"
"Have at you!"
"You are indeed brave sir knight but the fight is mine"
"Oh had enough eh?"
"LOOK YOU STUPID BASTED YOU'VE GOT NO ARMS LEFT!"
"Yes I have"
"LOOK!"
Dark Link looks at his two stubs
"Just a flesh wound"
Dark Link kicks him again
"Look stop that!"
"Chicken, Chicken"
"Look I'll have your leg…. Right"
Link cuts off Dark Link's right leg
"Right I'll do you for that!'
"You'll what?"
"Come here!"
"What are you going to do bleed on me?"
"IM INVINCIBLE!"
"You're a loony"
"THE DARK LINK ALWAYS WINS HAVE AT YOU, come on then"
Link cuts off Dark Link's left leg
"…. Alright will call it a draw"
Link puts away the master sword
"Come Navi"
He head off for the room where the long shot is
"Oh running away are ya You YELLOW BASTED COME BACK HERE. I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!"