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A little inspiration from lame-o, my humor muse - a quick one shot. Some dribble in honor of Valentine's day - not for the kiddies or staunch feminists unfortunately. You've been warned.
:denotes Scott's thoughts in his head:
%denotes Scott's little buddy speaking%
The Perils of a Telepathic Girlfriend
Scott walked out of his room in uniform on his way to the Danger Room, and his little 'buddy' rested on his shoulder. He passed Jubilee and Amara in hallway.
"Hey, fearless leader," Jubilee called, her beautiful brown eyes twinkling at him in jest. He really loved to lose himself in her radiant eyes. His buddy spoke up, %Hey, sweetie - I'll give you something to smile about! Now show me some of them fireworks!%
Amara elbowed Jubilee for teasing Scott as they kept walking towards the girl's side of the dormitory. She called out to Scott, "Knock 'em dead, Scott!" He knew Amara had a crush on him - a 'I like the leader' phase she would quickly grow out of when Sam made his move. His buddy spoke up, %I got somewhere I'd like to lead you, princess!.%
He continued up the hall towards the elevator. He pressed the call button and turned around looking towards the front foyer. Rahne smiled shyly at him as she passed climbing the stairs. "Give Mr. Logan a bite in the bum for me." :So much for shy,: Scott smirked. His buddy spoke up, %Hey cutie, how about I put on a dog collar and you keep me on a short leash!%
:Where is that dang elevator?: Scott thought. "Hey, big boy - off to save the world again?" Tabby's outstretched finger traced a line down the side of his chin, while her other hand wandered around his chest. She loved to invade his personal space just to watch him blush. His buddy spoke up, %I'll put the boom in your Boom Boom, baby!% Luckily she bored easily when he didn't encourage her anymore; she wandered off in search of more cooperative prey..
He heard music to his ears - the ding announcing the arrival of the elevator. He stepped in and tried to collect his thoughts before getting downstairs. As the doors were closing, Kitty and Rogue jumped in.
Kitty was rattling off the details of her latest date with fruit bowl head. "And he says he can't afford that kind of night out, so we settled on pizza again." Kitty had her arms above her head as she prepped her hair for the training session. His buddy spoke up, %I'll give you some to reach up for, Little Kitty Kat!%
Rogue snorted, "Last of the big spenders, that Lance." She was wearing that perfume again - the one that made the hair on his neck stand on end and his skin tingle when he caught the scent. His buddy spoke up, %I'd spend a boatload of money on a latex paint job for you, my darling! And if that don't work, we can always try Alex's spare diving suit!%
They finally arrived at the Danger Room level and he let them step out saying, "Ladies first."
Storm was waiting at the stairway to the control tower and motioned for Scott to join her. "Scott, this exercise will be a variation of 'capture the flag.' Your time limit will be set for eight minutes and the whole team must make it to the exit point. And there will be element of weather to deal with." His buddy spoke up, %I'd love to wash your hair in the rain or a convenient shower, my beautiful goddess.%
Storm's eyebows knit in curiosity, "Are you okay, Scott? You seem distracted." Scott turned to her and said, "Capture the flag. Whole team. Eight minutes. Bad weather. Got it." His buddy spoke up again, %We can have a lot of fun in eight minutes.%
Scott joined the others at the entrance to Danger Room and was halted by the sight of Jean. She was warming up by stretching - doing a split on the floor. Kitty and Rogue were doing their best to ignore her, Evan and Kurt were just as mesmerized as Scott. :What I'd give to be her exercise mat,: he thought. His buddy spoke up, %Hey, look who's joined the party at long last! Atta boy, Scooter!%
Jean stood up, the glare obvious on her face, and she sneered, "Just what would you give, Scott? Why don't you tell us?"
The five teens stood in shock as the redhead walked off in a huff muttering, "Ugh, men and their hormones."
Evan punched Scott on the arm laughing, "Dude, you are so busted." While tapping his head , Kurt put his arm around Scott and said, "Shields - gotta remember the shields when entering the neutral zone."
Scott grunted, "Anyone know the phone number of a good exorcist?" His buddy spoke up, %Yeah, man. That she-devil has gotta go!% As the rest of the team entered the hologram terrain for today, Scott looked down and issued the order, "You, my friend, will stay here if you know what's good for you." The teen leader was free of his little devil only in the Danger Room. This fact was a big reason Scott practically lived in the exercise area.
The miniature Scott with red horns waved him off, swinging his barbed tail in a circle. %Yeah, yeah - blah, blah, blah. If we hurry, we can catch Wanda at the coffee shop! I love angry chicks! They're so full of passion!% Scott pressed the control to close the doors.
He took a deep breath and shouted, "X-Men, gamma blue seven pattern!" The chase for the flag and his sanity was on.
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Unfortunately, ladies, this is what goes on in the head of any male over the age of puberty. You have to really watch out for the quiet ones - they can be the worst head cases. I ought to know, I was one of those 'nice and quiet' guys.
A little inspiration from lame-o, my humor muse - a quick one shot. Some dribble in honor of Valentine's day - not for the kiddies or staunch feminists unfortunately. You've been warned.
:denotes Scott's thoughts in his head:
%denotes Scott's little buddy speaking%
The Perils of a Telepathic Girlfriend
Scott walked out of his room in uniform on his way to the Danger Room, and his little 'buddy' rested on his shoulder. He passed Jubilee and Amara in hallway.
"Hey, fearless leader," Jubilee called, her beautiful brown eyes twinkling at him in jest. He really loved to lose himself in her radiant eyes. His buddy spoke up, %Hey, sweetie - I'll give you something to smile about! Now show me some of them fireworks!%
Amara elbowed Jubilee for teasing Scott as they kept walking towards the girl's side of the dormitory. She called out to Scott, "Knock 'em dead, Scott!" He knew Amara had a crush on him - a 'I like the leader' phase she would quickly grow out of when Sam made his move. His buddy spoke up, %I got somewhere I'd like to lead you, princess!.%
He continued up the hall towards the elevator. He pressed the call button and turned around looking towards the front foyer. Rahne smiled shyly at him as she passed climbing the stairs. "Give Mr. Logan a bite in the bum for me." :So much for shy,: Scott smirked. His buddy spoke up, %Hey cutie, how about I put on a dog collar and you keep me on a short leash!%
:Where is that dang elevator?: Scott thought. "Hey, big boy - off to save the world again?" Tabby's outstretched finger traced a line down the side of his chin, while her other hand wandered around his chest. She loved to invade his personal space just to watch him blush. His buddy spoke up, %I'll put the boom in your Boom Boom, baby!% Luckily she bored easily when he didn't encourage her anymore; she wandered off in search of more cooperative prey..
He heard music to his ears - the ding announcing the arrival of the elevator. He stepped in and tried to collect his thoughts before getting downstairs. As the doors were closing, Kitty and Rogue jumped in.
Kitty was rattling off the details of her latest date with fruit bowl head. "And he says he can't afford that kind of night out, so we settled on pizza again." Kitty had her arms above her head as she prepped her hair for the training session. His buddy spoke up, %I'll give you some to reach up for, Little Kitty Kat!%
Rogue snorted, "Last of the big spenders, that Lance." She was wearing that perfume again - the one that made the hair on his neck stand on end and his skin tingle when he caught the scent. His buddy spoke up, %I'd spend a boatload of money on a latex paint job for you, my darling! And if that don't work, we can always try Alex's spare diving suit!%
They finally arrived at the Danger Room level and he let them step out saying, "Ladies first."
Storm was waiting at the stairway to the control tower and motioned for Scott to join her. "Scott, this exercise will be a variation of 'capture the flag.' Your time limit will be set for eight minutes and the whole team must make it to the exit point. And there will be element of weather to deal with." His buddy spoke up, %I'd love to wash your hair in the rain or a convenient shower, my beautiful goddess.%
Storm's eyebows knit in curiosity, "Are you okay, Scott? You seem distracted." Scott turned to her and said, "Capture the flag. Whole team. Eight minutes. Bad weather. Got it." His buddy spoke up again, %We can have a lot of fun in eight minutes.%
Scott joined the others at the entrance to Danger Room and was halted by the sight of Jean. She was warming up by stretching - doing a split on the floor. Kitty and Rogue were doing their best to ignore her, Evan and Kurt were just as mesmerized as Scott. :What I'd give to be her exercise mat,: he thought. His buddy spoke up, %Hey, look who's joined the party at long last! Atta boy, Scooter!%
Jean stood up, the glare obvious on her face, and she sneered, "Just what would you give, Scott? Why don't you tell us?"
The five teens stood in shock as the redhead walked off in a huff muttering, "Ugh, men and their hormones."
Evan punched Scott on the arm laughing, "Dude, you are so busted." While tapping his head , Kurt put his arm around Scott and said, "Shields - gotta remember the shields when entering the neutral zone."
Scott grunted, "Anyone know the phone number of a good exorcist?" His buddy spoke up, %Yeah, man. That she-devil has gotta go!% As the rest of the team entered the hologram terrain for today, Scott looked down and issued the order, "You, my friend, will stay here if you know what's good for you." The teen leader was free of his little devil only in the Danger Room. This fact was a big reason Scott practically lived in the exercise area.
The miniature Scott with red horns waved him off, swinging his barbed tail in a circle. %Yeah, yeah - blah, blah, blah. If we hurry, we can catch Wanda at the coffee shop! I love angry chicks! They're so full of passion!% Scott pressed the control to close the doors.
He took a deep breath and shouted, "X-Men, gamma blue seven pattern!" The chase for the flag and his sanity was on.
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Unfortunately, ladies, this is what goes on in the head of any male over the age of puberty. You have to really watch out for the quiet ones - they can be the worst head cases. I ought to know, I was one of those 'nice and quiet' guys.