I'MMMMMMMMMMM ! Yeah, no. This isn't the much awaited (tongue-in-cheek) sequel to my PJO fic that I keep promising. No, I am on a iCarly kick! And I felt it was high time for one of these: YES ITS COMING! A "DEAR FANFICTION WRITERS"! VERSION ICARLY!
(Yes, I am aware that that paragraph was both grammatically incorrect, and super-saturated with exclamation points). I'm sorry, but this needs to be done. Now, I mean no offense to anybody who ships anything or anyone that I mention. This is purely humorous, meant to poke fun. So laugh!
Disclaimer: Hi, I am Dan Schneider. I made a Fan Fiction account so I can write all about my spins on iCarly.
{Dan,youdoowniCarly...}
Oh, wait. If I own iCarly, then I don't need a Fan Fiction account. BYE!
Dear Fan Fiction Writers,
I understand that I am strange. However, I would like to point out a glaring obvious fact: Sam is 17. I am 29. Do the math.
Sincerely,
Spencer
I won't ask how good or bad it was, nor will I beg for reviews. Let this stand or fall on its own merit. Just enjoy! (If you do want to review, I won't stop you...)