Hey Guys! It's me, Tara. This is my first fanfic, and it's really gonna be good because I've improved my writing skills. I'm dedicating this story to Addison (~swoons in a fangirlish way) and I hope you enjoy this first chapter! Everything is being re-written, so yea...

8/29/12: I'm doing some editing on this chapter. I hope it's better!

The morning started off as any other summer day: warm and sunny, A fluff of pink fanned over a luxurious queen sized pillow, and the owner of the pink velvet was laying on her tummy, sleeping soundly. It was 6:30 a.m., and she snored softly but cutely. Everything was at peace; it was truly a beautiful morning. That is, until a rumbling noise came swiftly up the stairs that led to the pinkette's bedroom.

"SAKURA - CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

What the hell was that?! Oh, it's just Naruto.. He's a loveable oaf and is also Sakura's older brother. He was a sunny blonde (the color of all dunderheads. Total stereotype. Ino is smart sometimes!) He was a well-built young man, and for the most part, had the common sense to make up for his lack of book smarts. As the 6'2" tanned behemoth stormed upstairs at 6:45 a.m to wake his sister from her slumber, Sakura was beginning to stir.

She purred sleepily and stretched her legs much like a cat would. No she was not a neko, but she was definitely a cat in her own way. She was about to roll over and go to sleep again, when her door was nearly blasted off its hinges by a frightened looking Naruto.

"Naruto! What the hell?" She looked over to her alarm clock and added in an exasperated tone, "It's fricken 6:47 a.m! What do you want?"

Naruto looked at her with a tilted head and a puzzled look. "Sakura-chan..It's the 12th. We have school today, ya know?" She lifted her pink head from her pillow and cocked an eyebrow at him.

"Is this another one of your jokes?" just then, her Droid Razr began to ring. Sakura hated iPhones, they were what all the wannabe scene people got. It wasn't a real phone. A real phone was the Razr, which was practically indestructible. She had tested it by letting Naruto use it for an entire day. Lo and behold, the phone came back without a scratch on it. She picked it up; it was Ino.

"FOREHEAD! WHAT THE HELL? WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME? YOU KNOW TODAY IS OUR FIRST SCHOOL DAY OF THE YEAR! ARE YOU STILL ASLEEP?!"

Sakura cringed at her best friend's loudness and screeched into the phone, "YES, INO! I WAS STILL ASLEEP, BUT NARU – KUN WOKE ME UP! I'LL BE READY IN A FEW! RAWR!"

Ino must've gotten the message because she replied in a quieter tone, "Oh, ok. Well ill see you in 20." Sakura hung up the phone. Her ears were ringing and she hadn't even been up 10 minutes. She shuffled across the floor to her bathroom to start her shower. Naruto. Hearing Ino's screams over the phone, had since scurried downstairs to cook ramen.

Sakura came downstairs quickly and sauntered over to the kitchen island where a steaming bowl of miso ramen was waiting just for her. She knew it was hers because there were 2 other empty bowls, and Naruto was currently noming on a third bowl. She decided to snatch up her bowl before Naruto could. She sat down and ate while Naruto basicly inhaled his last bowl of ramen.

"Jeeze, Naru-Kun...I know you like sports and all, but don't you think that's enough for breakfast? We still have lunch and dinner to think about..."

~With Sasuke and Itachi~

"SASUKE! YOU LAZY PLUG HOLE, GET UP!"

"GAH, ITACHI! YOU'RE WORSE THAN NARUTO! LET ME SLEEP, FOR KAMI'S SAKE!" Sasuke pulled his pillow over his head in a futile attempt to block out his older brother's screeching. He wanted to sleep; why was Itachi torturing him on such a lovely morning?

"SASUKE, BY GOD, IF YOU MISS THE BUS YOUR ASS IS WALKING!" at this, Saskue shot up from bed.

"Bus? WHAT BUS?!" Itachi looked at him as if he had sprouted two extra heads. He just stood there, mouth agape. He never did that often, only when something really freaked him out.

"Itachi...why are you looking at me like that?" Sasuke asked his brother, who had since turned a ghostly white. His eyes were bulging from his head as he stared at a lump beside Sasuke in bed.

"?" Sasuke turned to where Itachi was staring, and then looked upon the lump himself with an equally frightened face as his brother.

"KARIN! GET THE FAWK OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Karin was startled at the scream in her ear, and tumbled ungracefully out of the bed.

"Sasuke-kun! Heh Heh" she tried to swing her hips in a sexy way as she got up. "Why did you scare me like that? Oh, Itachi – kun! You've come to join us!" she said, trying to climb back into bed beside Sasuke.

"Oh no. Oh NO. OH HELL NO." it wasn't Sasuke who was freaking out, it was his over protective brother. He none too gently grabbed Karin and flung her out the window she had slithered in through. She landed on her face in the freshly trimmed grass of the Uchiha compound backyard, where she shuffled embarrassed over the fence and back into her own yard.

"Ugh I swear. I really wish she hadn't moved in next door..." Sasuke said, scooting from bed and ruffling his hair. Itachi glared at him as he watched his brother move about like nothing had just happened.

"Sasuke, how many times do I have to tell you to lock your windows?!" Sasuke moaned and thought inwardly Gosh. Here we go again..

"Countless times! And how can you just saunter around like I didn't just pry an HIV positive slutbag from your bed? I have to do everything for you!"

"Itachi, we don't know for sure if she's HIV positive."

"Yeah, for all we know she could have AIDS." Itachi mumbled. He spinned around on his heel and turned his head slightly as he was in Sasuke's doorway. He added "Put on your uniform. The Good One. First impressions are lasting impressions. This IS your Sophomore year." with that, he brooded down the hall and down the stairs to begin breakfast.

Sasuke mumbled angrily to himself. He HATED his good uniform. There was nothing wrong with it..Literally. There were no holes intentionally torn in it, no disheveled shirts, the tie was starched and ironed primly, and the pants swayed gracefully when he walked. It was so...sophisticated. And he hated it.

None the less, he showered and pulled on the uniform as Itachi had told him. He tied the tie around his neck professionally.

"Calm down, Uchiha Sasuke. It's just for one day..One day you can look like a geek. But I wouldn't even wear this...this thing today if it weren't for him. Only because he won't allow badasses to date his 'precious baby sister'. Tch. Troublesome." He paused, vaguely noticing his was sounding like Shikamaru – san.

"SASUKE! STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF AND GET YOUR WHITE ASS DOWN HERE FOR BREAKFAST!"

How the fuck does he know I talk to myself?!

You're not that hard to understand as you think...

Where the hell have you been? .

Oh, so you missed me? I missed you too baby. Mwah Mwah, kiss kiss.

Tch. Make yourself useful and update me.

And after his little...chat.. with his inner self (that had been missing for about two months now. Probably on a tropical vacation) Sasuke headed downstairs.

"Ah, Sasuke. Finally. Bus comes in ten. Munch Munch Munch" Itachi greeted as he stuffed his face. Sasuke smirked at his older brother.

"No wonder you're still single."

"Fuck you hater. You know I'm sexier than you." Itachi said, pointing his fork accusingly at his otouto. "Now sit down and eat the God Damned breakfast I made. I don't slave over a stove like a woman just to hear your back sass...Chicken ass."

Not wanted to gt his ass kicked this early in the morning, Sasuke sat down and ate his breakfast without another defying word.

~At Naruto and Sakura's house.~

"NARUTO! THE BUS IS COMING!" you could hear Sakura's screaming two light years away.

"Jeez, Sakura -chan! Why do we have to ride the bus anyway? We have cars!" Naruto groaned, not wanting to ride the crowded, smelly bus.

"Because Sasuke – kun is going to ride the bus!" She replied as if it were the simplest thing in the world. "We have to ride! Now hurry up, the bus isn't going to wait!"

"Ugh. I dunno what you see in Sasuke – teme... He's always getting into trouble. I don't approve." Naruto slurred as he chugged down some coffee in a thermos. If there's one thing close to ramen that he couldn't live without, it was coffee.

"Aw Naruto, you're just a big fluff is all." And with that, she scurried out the door and down the driveway to meet the bus. Naruto lagged behind. Being the responsible one today, he closed and locked the door. He took a second look to make sure all the windows were closed and then ran full speed onto the bus. Sakura was already occupying the back seat as he made his was down the aisle.

~At the Uchiha Compound.~

Sasuke watched Sakura shoot onto the bus from three houses down the street. He stood cooly beside Itachi, who was a senior at the school. (Yes, I know the ages are pretty close, but Itachi has important parts later in the story.) As the bus approached, Itachi went over the rules with Sasuke again, much like a mother would..Since, well..they didn't have a mother anymore.

"No sleeping or horseplaying in class; we go to school to learn. No sex in between classes. I don't need any more kids other than you running around the house. And I expect you to be a virgin when you marry. No cursing out teachers; remember what I did to you last time that happened..."

"Ok , ok Itachi. I'm gonna be on good behavior this year. I have to, or else Naruto won't let me near you-know-who."

"You really like Sakura-chan, don't you? I wouldn't think you'd act with the least bit of sense for a girl. I mean, look at you! You're a total douche."

"Nice words of encouragement, Onii-san. " Sasuke drawled. "But you will not deter me from capturing her. The Mother Planet will be pleased if I do. Not to mention myself. She is a doll..." the bus pulled up almost immediately after he finished, and the two climbed aboard.

Suspense! What is the Mother Planet? Is Sasuke an alien? Will Sakura end up in Sasuke's arms? Will Naruto destroy Sasuke before it can happen? Find out next time!Yes, I know it was short, but I wrote this yesterday, Black Friday. I had to huurry over to Walmart. So review. Flame me, I need criticism, but I also need encouragement to finish.