A/N: This has some of the Glee wikians ideas in it, so the characters aren't exactly mine.
Chapter One: Bullroar
It was lovely day when Mr Schue arrived at his workplace, William McKinley High School. He taught Spanish and was the leader of the glee club, New Directions. The first year, they didn't make Nationals. The second year, the made it and placed 12th. The third year, they made it again and placed 11th, one up from the second.
The original members graduated. The longest member now was Sam Evans. It was time for new members. On the sign up sheet, there were about 14 names. The names were:
Charlie Efron
Lily Austen
Will Brown
Marie-Laura Green
Buffy Lopez
Patrick Alderton
Lacey Reader
Nikki Valentine
Kimmy Berry
Shanae Hummel
Marley Buettner
Brooke Smith
Samantha Forbes
Fae Corinth
He swore the sign up list wasn't this huge when the club first started. They were all different grades, so the juniors would have known that glee club wasn't all that snazzy jazzy.
The three members that were already in the club, Sam Evans, Rio and Priya Luckless (the twins who joined the previous year).
First up was Charlie.
"What's your name, young lady?" Will asked the young blonde.
"Charlie Efron" she answered sweetly
"Are you related to Zac?"
"No"
"Let's hear it"
She sung a perfect rendition of Roxette's Queen of Rain. But she was no Rachel.
Next up was the head cheerleader, Lily Austen.
"I'm Lily and I'll be singing Billionare by Bruno Mars"
"I remember singing this!" Sam interrupted.
"Shut it, Evans" Rio told him
"Just sayin'. With all the misery from last ye…" Sam was cut off
"We get it. Last year was horrible for you. Now move on like a man"
"Sing" Schue told Lily
Lily's rendition of Friday was much better than the original, and way better than Sam's version.
Next was Will Brown. He sung Some People from Gypsy. He was Kurt Hummel 2.0. Sexuality and everything.
After many auditions, Mr Schue heard a girl sing. She looked and sung like Rachel Berry. He decided that she was their star. Her name was Kimmy. Kimmy Berry.
He watched more auditions. Everybody got in, seeing this was the first time in years that the glee club had this many members.
Mr Schue paired them up. The pairs were:
Priya and Charlie
Will and Rio
Patrick and Fae
Lily and Sam
Kimmy and Buffy
Lacey and Brooke
Nikki and Marley
Samantha and Shanae.
Mr Schue realised that there weren't very many guys. He went in the shower and found a few guys from the football by using his secret friends: Chronic Lady and Blackmail. He found four.
Jeffrey Hurst
Liam Newman
Nick Beiste (Coach Bieste' s nephew)
Lachlan Bishop.
Lachlan was paired with Marie. Jeffrey, Liam and Nick had to work in a three.
He went in the teachers lounge. There was a new woman. She was about 40-50 and had the same body shape as Coach Bieste. She was sitting on the same table as Ms. Pillsbury and Bieste.
"Who are you?" Mr Schue asked the woman.
"I'm Dorothy Oman, but my students call me Bullroar" she answered
"What do you teach?"
"I'm the new volleyball coach"
"I never knew the school had a volleyball team" Bieste said shocked
"Figgins recently started it."
"Well, Dorothy, McKinley is glad to have you" Ms. Pillsbury cheered
"Please, call me Bullroar."
"Okay, Bullroar" said Bieste. Bieste was glad to have someone like her at McKinley High. They were going to be friends. Maybe… if she was on Bullroar's radar.
Volleyball tryouts started. Charlie and Priya were thinking about trying out. Buffy saw them.
"You're not trying out for that, are you?" she asked them in a bitchy tone of voice.
"Maybe" Charlie sweetly answered.
"Well, my cousin Santana says that volleyball is lame and that cheerleading is the best. And that is sure true"
"I'll think about trying out for cheerios as well"
"You can't do both sweetie. It's either cheerios or volleyball."
"I pick volleyball then"
"Really? Volleyball. I don't see how you'll succeed or even make it out alive joining that team"
"I choose volleyball, Buffy"
"Have fun being at the bottom of the food chain then, Charles"
"It's Charlie"
"Whatever!"
"I'm not a boy!"
"I live in the Lima Heights Adjacent! Don't start with me!"
Charlie and Buffy walked away from each other.
It was the day of the tryouts. Charlie excelled. She was doing well, but she was failing towards the end.
Tryouts had ended.
"I hope I got in" Charlie nervously whispered to Kimmy, Patrick, Priya and Sam.
"I wouldn't be so sure. I don't like the looks of Coach Oman. She's not a rough diamond like Bieste."
"C'mon, she seemed nice"
"At least Bieste gives you free candy. Oman doesn't give you anything but tough love" Patrick told her.
"That's silly"
"Charlie, we're serious" Kimmy told Charlie
"Seriously? You aren't even that convincing"
Mr. Schue came back into glee rehearsals.
"Hello guys. We'll be singing Rebecca Balck's Friday. I heard it's a classic" Mr Schue cheered
"If you run the glee club, you would've known that Friday is not a classic" Kimmy assured him
"Don't be so sure, Rachel" Mr Schue said, getting her Kimmy confused with her cousin
"I'm Kimmy. Rachel is my cousin"
"I hate that song" Charlie told Mr Schue
"Preach, Charlie" Buffy agreed
"Agreed" Lily also agreed
"Well I like it" Sam said
"Then you're nuts" Marie said to Sam.
"Kimmy is right" Patrick said. "Friday was released two years ago. It's not a classic. It will be forgotten"
"Oh please, it's a classic" Sam argued
"You have poor taste" Fae insulted Sam
"You call Friday a song?" Lacey, Brooke and Samantha simultaneously said
"Stop this fighting!" Nikki stopped the fight. "It's pointless. Friday may be horrible, but this fighting is pointless"
"Preach" Buffy, Charlie, Kimmy, Priya and Lily simultaneously preached.
The volleyball results were posted. Charlie didn't make it. Charlie shed a tear.
"Don't cry Charlie" Sam and Kimmy comforted
"I told you that the cheerios were way better" Buffy said in a "told-you-so" voice.
"You could try out next year. You're only a freshman" Patrick comforted.
"No thanks" Charlie said, cynically.
Mr Schue entered.
"Guess what guys?"
"What?" Rio asked
"We just applied for Sectionals. Sectionals have been organized on the 3rd of December. Don't go on holidays on that date"
"Yay! Sectionals" Sam cheered.
"We need a setlist"
"Isn't that the point?" Buffy asked
"Yes it is Buff" Kimmy told her cheerfully
"Did you just call me Buff?"
"Yes. Any problem with that?"
"Yes. I'm not sure if you're exactly on my radar"
"It's okay. I've always looked up to you."
"Really?"
"Of course"
"You're on my radar now"
"That didn't take very long"
"But it was excellent"
"Snap out of it" Nikki snapped
"Let's sing our mash-up"
"I love mash-ups" Nikki squealed
Patrick:
Yes, it's so crazy right now
Most incredibly, it's ya boy Patrick
It's ya girl Nikki
Nikki:
You ready, hey
New Directions girls:
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no
Nikki:
I look and stare so deep in your eyes
I touch on you more and more every time
When you leave I'm begging you not to go
Call your name two or three times in a row
Patrick:
I'm hairy high and low
don't ask me why I don't know
Oooh
New Directions:
Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's
Got me looking so crazy right now (in love)
Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch
Got me looking so crazy right now (your touch)
Patrick with New Directions:
Give me a head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Nikki:
Ooohh
Streaming,flaxen, waxen
Patrick:
Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss
Got me hoping you'll save me right now
Looking so crazy in love's
Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love (crazy in love)
Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's (hey)
Got me looking so crazy right now (in love)
Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch
Got me looking so crazy right now (your touch)
Patrick with New Directions:
Down to here.
Down to there.
Down to there
Down to where it stops by itself.
Where it stops by itself
Nikki:
Ooohhhh
Buffy with New Directions:
Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's (hey)
Got me looking so crazy right now (in love)
Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch
Got me looking so crazy right now (your touch)
Charlie:
Got my hair crazy right now