DATE March 28 1997 THE LOCATION the loud house in the living room shows a boy wearing an orange shirt named Lincoln and next to him was a 10 year old bird boy named Harvey beaks and they were reading Nickelodeon magazines together and they were listening to music together the ( the song girl is mine by Michael Jackson 1982 ) all of a sudden Luna barges in Luna hey guys I got the new nirvana CD Luna takes the CD out of the CD player Lincoln hey we were listening to that Luna sorry bro here Luna gives him his CD Luna puts the CD in the CD player and music starts playing ( the song smells like a teen spirit by nirvana 1991 ) Lincoln man this music is depressing . Luna Lincoln please has some respect these guys had lost a band member. Harvey really who? Luna Kurt Cobain he shot himself back in 94. Harvey who jeez that's so sad. Luna I know all of a sudden a boy with nice hair enters it was jared wood one of Lincolns freinds jared hey guys guess what. Lincoln what? Jared I just got a portable gameboy Lincoln wow cool jared yeah and it like takes four batteries jared turns on the portable gameboy and starts playing a game all of a sudden another guy enters the house it was me cody me hey guys how's it going Lincoln me oh nothing jared got a new potable gameboy and Luna got a new nirvana CD me cool so who wants to watch rugrats everyone runs to the couch and I turn on the tv to watch rugrats ( the next day ) shows me drinking coffee Lincoln walks in me morning Lincoln morning hey what time is it me it's like 11:26 am Lincoln thanks all of a sudden ( the door bell rings ) me I'll get it I go to answer the door to reveal Harvey beaks me hey Harvey I let Harvey in Harvey just walks to the kitchen me weres jared Harvey he ll be here soon me okay what to eat I just look through the cearals like lucky charms trix golden Graham's Coco puffs me ah fruity pebbles I take the fruity pebbles out of the cabinet I have fruity pebbles while Lincoln and Harvey have Coco pebbles ( the door bell rings agian ) this time to reveal jared me hey jared I welcome jared in to have breakfast together me well soon me and Luna are going to work at the music store so me I just eat my fruity pebbles jared takes his portable gameboy and starts playing Lori hey guys guess what I got me are gonna be less bitchy Lincoln just Snickers at that comment Lori stop being such a rent boy cody me hey stop eating bananas whole you look like your doing something else Lori oh ha ha Lori just drinks her coffee me I check my watch it was now 11:26 me oh we better get going at the car witch is a 1995 red Honda that I drive me well almost to the music store Luna uh huh I turn on the radio and music starts playing ( the song mmm bop by Hanson 1997 ) me oh yeah I like this song we stop at red light and I just sing the song without noticing that people were watching me from there cars Luna with in embarrassed look on her face turns off the radio me hey why did you do that all of a sudden I see people watching me oh my the light turns green me I just drive away with in an embarrassed look on my face me well I turn the radio back on another song plays ( the song never gonna give you up by rick Ashley 1987 ) we just listened to that song instead at the music store I just put a CD into the CD player and music starts playing ( the song basket case by green day 1994 me I just count the money another customer comes and ask weres the Celine Dion section me the d section were else the customer thanks Luna hey I got some posters to put up me really show me Luna well I got nirvana red hot Chile pepers and pearl jam me nice put pearl jam up Luna will do the customer comes back the customer I found some Celine Dion CDs me good ( back at the house ) shows Harvey exercising to a exercise video on VCR jared walks in to see what Harvey is doing jared Harvey what are you doing? Harvey I am exercising jared ah ( the door bell rings ) jared ill get it jared opens the door to reveal clyde jared oh hey clyde hey jared hey I got a new game jared really what is it clyde Mario cart for n64 jared wow nice clyde turns to see Harvey exercising clyde is it me or am I seeing a blue bird with a giant head exorcising to the women on tv Harvey hey I am doing this for my health you know clyde well when your done can we have the tv me and Jared wanna plays some n64 games Harvey sure ( back at the music store ) me here enjoy your red hot Chile pepers CD the customer I will thanks the customer walks out Luna well I put up the pearl jam poster Luna well there it is me great but why is it upside down Luna what Luna turns to see that the poster is upside down Luna aw man me don't worry we can fix it Luna no it can I covered the whole thing with glue it aint going nowhere ( at home ) shows Jared and Clyde play Mario kart on the n64 clyde nice n 64 jared thanks I got it last year clyde cool Luna comes in Luna hey guys I got another CD to play Harvey what is it? Luna pearl jam puts the pearl jam CD in the CD player and music starts playing ( the song even flow by pearl jam 1992 ) I walk in hey guys I am home both Lincoln and Clyde hey cody me hey what are you guys doing? Jared oh clyde got an Mario kart game for the n64 so me okay I just walk to the kitchen ( later on ) shows me Harvey jared Lincoln and Clyde watching rockos modern life the tv shows rocko on the phone. Rocko oh baby oh baby oh baby Mrs bighead rocko? Rocko Mrs bighead? Both rocko and Mrs bighead hang up embarrassed shows me laughing my ass off Harvey I don't understand this Lincoln yeah me oh you find out when you get older I just get up and walk to the kitchen and I spot Lori taking to Bobby on a Nokia cell phone me Lori what's that Lori hang on Bobby what loser me what's that? Lori it's a Nokia cell phone I can call Bobby without the hassle of a telephone now get lost loser me I whisper bitch to Lori I just get some dr pepper out of the fridge and walk back to the living room me well I got the drinks all of a sudden full house comes on me oh I love this show Harvey yeah in the show they have a daughter named Michelle and I have a sister named Michelle me I know Harvey I know jared yeah you have a cute sister Harvey Lincoln uh huh clyde yep we just watch the show the end