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"Twinkle, twinkle lalalala I forgot the fucking words!" Envy sang rattling his chains.
"How I wonder what you are!" Wrath sang for him.
Envy narrowed his eyes at the younger homunculi, gritting his teeth a bit. But he just continued his song.
"Hey shut up!" yelled the harsh voice of Roy Mustang.
The colonel stepped inside and looked at the pair, both chained up next to each other on a wall, their ouroboros tattos being pierced by a blade. Envy glared at Roy, but resumed a smile as if he wasn't there.
"So that Hawkeye chick, you going to propose soon", Envy teased.
Roys eye twitched a bit.
"I just love weddings Nii-san!"
"I bet you ten red stones that I'll be the one to crash it!", Envy snickered.
"Oh you're so on!" Wrath laughed.
"Shut the fuck up!" The flame alchemist yelled loudly.
He was not in the mood to hear these homunculi talk about anything! He wrote a few things on a piece of paper, occasionally looking up at them writing down a few more things. Well that is until Envy started up a new song.
"I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves!"
"Everybodys nerves", Wrath joined in.
"Everybodys nerves. Oh I know a song that gets on everybodys nerves"
"And this is how it goes!" both homunculi sang in unison.
During the song the Elric brothers, Armstrong, and Riza had came in. Staring at Envy, and Wrath oddly.
"Look Envy, it's blond people!" Wrath gasped dramatically.
"Hey there sexy!" Envy called out.
Armstrong took off his shirt, and started flexing.
"Not you!" Envy shuddered at the thought of even referring to Armstrong as sexy.
"Ed, Al I'm trusting you two with watching these things for the rest of the week. Gather information on how they react when you come in contact with them, we'll inject the palm tree with a something to supress his shapeshifting abilities", Roy said before leaving with Riza.
Armtrong unchained Wrath, and went to put him in another room giving the state alchemist a needle with some wierd reddish fluid in it, Al shrugged and followed the major. Ed shrugged and walked over to the homunculi, transmuting the chains off him.
"My hero! Thank you from saving me from the beast!"
"Envy, how many experiments have they tried on you"
The green haired sin then shot him a nasty look.
"Actually me and Wrath jut got really really bored so we started singing! Then I called you sexy!"
Ed blinked, and just made his way over to Envy. Whispering seductivley into his ear.
"Let me give you this shot, and we'll have some fun. How about it?"
Envy seemed to be thinking things over, looking from Ed to the door. Wrath started yelling randomly, his gaze stayed on the door longer, but it returned to Ed.
"Envy?"
"Hmm well I never saw you as wanting to fuck me so willing but since you insist", Envy shut his eyes tightly. "Hurry up and get it over with, there's something else I want in me anyway"
"So this is suppose to do what?" Wrath asked looking at the toy doll that Al gave him to play with.
"Well you play with it-", AL began but he got cut off.
"Do I point where the rapist touched me!" Wrath asked pointing at the doll, poking at it in various places.
Wrath suddenly heard a loud banging in another room, a bright happy smile played across his lips.
"This is where you're brothers touching my brother!" Wrath pointed at certain spots, laughing a little.
Al quickly took the doll away from him.
"The rapist touched you too! Man, he sure does get around"
"Wrath! No rapist touched anyone" the youngest Elric said.
Wrath started clapping his hands together, bursting out laughing because it was amusing him. It was obvious that there was nothing to do here, and that the homunculi was going to go even more insane then before.
"I'm booooored! Envy gets all the fun, because he's older! I mean listen!"
Al and the sin sat in silence, both hearing loud moans. Wrath stretched lazily, while Al watched him from the corner of his eye.
"Wanna makeout, no one will know! And it'll take my mind off of how boring this place is"
The young Elric shrugged and placed his lips over Wraths, if his brother was having fun. Then it was ok, right?
What'll Mustang, Riza, and the others say if they
find out about this! Well it's in the next chappie
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